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[Embarrassing/Mortifying Story] A Humorous Anecdote from yesterday

 
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[Embarrassing/Mortifying Story] A Humorous Anecdote from yesterday
« on: December 17, 2008, 08:06:28 AM »

Ok so I have an embarrassing moment I’d like to sure with everyone.  Yesterday I went to pick up my son at daycare.  His afternoon teacher is this young very cute brunette girl.  Naturally my son loves her and I enjoy picking him up everyday and having a little chat with teacher. 

So I walk in to get Van and Teacher and I exchange a few pleasantries.  I kneel down to hug my son who goes back to trying to steal a puzzle out of a little girl’s hands.  I see out of the corner of my eye Caitlin, the cute teacher, walking towards me with a Kleenex and she hands it to me.  So I assume it is for my son who always has snot and stuff dripping from my nose.  As I start to wipe his nose, she meekly motions to her nose and “says no it’s for you.” 

OMFG I think as I hastily wipe my nose and look down at the Kleenex to see a boogar sliver that was just hanging from my nose.  I was so embarrassed.  I said, "OMG I can’t believe it."  She said, "I’m sorry but with all the time spent around toddlers, I subconsciously keep an eye out."  And I say, “And of course my son’s nose is perfectly clean.”  “I need to tell my wife she was totally slipping on her spousal nose check responsibility.”  And I walk out the door with my son and my tail between my legs. 
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Re: [Embarrassing/Mortifying Story] A Humorous Anecdote from yesterday
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2008, 08:17:01 AM »

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Re: [Embarrassing/Mortifying Story] A Humorous Anecdote from yesterday
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2008, 08:21:05 AM »

LOL

Probably the Karma wheel coming back around for all the times you looked down her shirt.
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Re: [Embarrassing/Mortifying Story] A Humorous Anecdote from yesterday
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2008, 08:23:37 AM »

And now Contingency Plan A in case my wife leaves me is shot to hell. 
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Re: [Embarrassing/Mortifying Story] A Humorous Anecdote from yesterday
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2008, 09:50:44 AM »

In many primitive cultures, the giving of a nose wipe (often derived from trees such as the madrone which produce a thin bark) is a pro-copulatory, or what we call "receptive" gesture. 

The Kleenex was a metaphor, one that was giving you permission to mount her. 

I am sorry you mistook these signs as something shameful.  It would appear an opportunity has been lost...for the both of you.
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2008, 10:30:30 AM »

I did consider that angle but in the end dismissed it as wishful thinking. 

Somewhat similar to the playful pre-coital exchange described by Jack Black of Tenacious D in the song *fudge* her gently in which he says,

"I think I got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"  "That's *goshdarn* teamwork."  "What's your favorite posish?"  That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.  "what's your favorite dish?".  I'm not going to cook but I'll order it from Zanzibar."

I can only hope I didn't blow it.  We'll see how this evening goes.  I think I'll leave my fly open just to be sure.
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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2008, 10:44:39 AM »

In many primitive cultures, the giving of a nose wipe (often derived from trees such as the madrone which produce a thin bark) is a pro-copulatory, or what we call "receptive" gesture. 

The Kleenex was a metaphor, one that was giving you permission to mount her. 

I am sorry you mistook these signs as something shameful.  It would appear an opportunity has been lost...for the both of you.



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Re: [Embarrassing/Mortifying Story] A Humorous Anecdote from yesterday
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2008, 12:01:34 PM »

Oh No, that ruins all chances of her wanting to sleep with you now. Tongue Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2008, 12:23:12 PM »

When I find myself in an uncomfortable situation around cute brunettes, I try to ask myself...
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Re: [Embarrassing/Mortifying Story] A Humorous Anecdote from yesterday
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2008, 12:53:57 PM »

LOL... cockblocked before you even got started...
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Re: [Embarrassing/Mortifying Story] A Humorous Anecdote from yesterday
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2008, 03:36:34 PM »

At least she didn't hand you a roll of toilet paper ...
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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2008, 07:35:04 PM »

In many primitive cultures, the giving of a nose wipe (often derived from trees such as the madrone which produce a thin bark) is a pro-copulatory, or what we call "receptive" gesture. 

The Kleenex was a metaphor, one that was giving you permission to mount her. 

I am sorry you mistook these signs as something shameful.  It would appear an opportunity has been lost...for the both of you.



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