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dystopia
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Torn Free
« on: December 30, 2008, 09:26:35 PM »

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Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze'
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi.../a173109S06.DTL&tsp=1
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The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.

That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.

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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2008, 06:38:38 AM »

An 88-year-old woman with that kind of Kung Fu grip?  I suspect perforations.
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Re: Torn Free
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2008, 10:05:54 AM »

An 88-year-old woman with that kind of Kung Fu grip?  I suspect perforations.

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The man tore free and fled.

wonder how literal "tore free" is? Shocked
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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Re: Torn Free
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2008, 10:13:58 AM »

LOL.  I was pretty drunk last night when I read this and assumed the worst.

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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2008, 01:39:55 PM »

The poor old girl, she most probably thought that all her christmas dreams had come at once. Grin Grin Grin


Fended off!!! More like chasing the toy boy. Grin Grin
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Re: Torn Free
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2008, 06:16:24 PM »

Proof that Aske needs to be more tactful in the check-out line.
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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