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What wouldn't you do in front of your spouse?

 
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What wouldn't you do in front of your spouse?
« on: January 03, 2009, 06:51:32 PM »



What wouldn't you do in front of your spouse?
http://www.cnn.com/2009/L...lw.burp.dating/index.html
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Doug Lueder and his wife Sam have wildly disparate ideas of what's appropriate to display in front of others, a philosophical difference that literally exploded one night during their courtship: Doug tried to impress Sam by holding a lighter to his backside while passing gas.

The bad news: Sam hated it, along with Doug's other explicit exhibits of certain personal habits. The good news: She married him anyway. The couple now lives with their two small children in Atlanta, Georgia, where Mommy teaches them to pass gas discreetly and Daddy, well, breaks wind blithely and chuckles about it.
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And while certain gender stereotypes hold -- women tend to keep certain habits private while men veer toward openness -- some behaviors are purely personality-driven. Take bachelor David Seaman, who won't clip his toenails or even shave in front of his new girlfriend, Lindsay.
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 Ditto for Jessica Odenbach, 27, of Chicago, who thinks her boyfriend's upbringing in a large family explains why he'll pop pimples, blow "snot rockets" and discuss bowel movements in front of her despite her obvious discomfort.

"Even if we're out with friends, I'll go to the bathroom to blow my nose," says Odenbach, a media specialist. "If he does that in front of us, I give him a dirty look and say, 'Don't you need to go to the bathroom?' "


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Re: What wouldn't you do in front of your spouse?
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2009, 07:40:20 AM »

Her sister.
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Re: What wouldn't you do in front of your spouse?
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2009, 07:41:36 AM »

Her sister.

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Re: What wouldn't you do in front of your spouse?
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2009, 08:06:33 AM »

 
Her sister.

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The word "do" made me think of a similar response.
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Re: What wouldn't you do in front of your spouse?
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2009, 10:16:43 AM »

Her sister.

But anyone else is game ?
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Re: What wouldn't you do in front of your spouse?
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2009, 11:14:05 AM »

Her sister.

But anyone else is game ?
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Re: What wouldn't you do in front of your spouse?
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2009, 06:03:10 PM »

Her sister.
I dunno. Which sister?
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Re: What wouldn't you do in front of your spouse?
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2009, 06:16:56 PM »

Her brother  Anonymous
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Re: What wouldn't you do in front of your spouse?
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2009, 06:40:35 PM »


The sarcastic yet hot one.
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Re: What wouldn't you do in front of your spouse?
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2009, 06:42:39 PM »

She's got one of those too.  Hump
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