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Pizza Hut
« on: January 04, 2009, 01:44:48 PM »

See the ads?  Multi-grain crust with all natural cheese and all natural pepperoni. 

http://www.pizzahut.com/t...8The_Natural_What%27s_New

Makes me wonder what they've been feeding us all these years.



[Have to admit, that Rustica looks pretty damn tasty.]
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Re: Pizza Hut
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2009, 01:47:35 PM »

Pizza hut was our favorite for years, then we didn't eat it for a long time. tried it again last year and thought it tasted like *feces*.   Disgusted
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Re: Pizza Hut
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2009, 01:52:04 PM »



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Re: Pizza Hut
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2009, 05:10:08 PM »

We ordered the all natural pizza the other night. It's not bad.
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Re: Pizza Hut
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2009, 05:22:53 PM »

The question is:-

Will it fit into a toaster the next day??
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Re: Pizza Hut
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2009, 06:09:41 AM »

There is only one way to make a proper pizza, and Pizza Hut is not remotely in the ballpark

ps  see the below for the understatement of the millennium

"It's been a bit of an obsession."

yes, manifestos tend to belie that fact........

http://www.varasanos.com/PizzaRecipe.htm
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Re: Pizza Hut
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2009, 07:04:11 AM »

I actually delivered pizzas for pizza hut when I was 16.  Not a bad gig really.  Hardly ever eat it anymore though.
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Re: Pizza Hut
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2009, 07:09:11 AM »

I'm boycotting Pizza Hut.

Me:  Hi, I would like one of those Pizzanormous deals.

PH:  Sorry, we are out of those.

Me:  Out?

PH:  Out.

Me:  But you make pizza.

PH:  Yes sir.  We can make you something else off of our menu.

Me:  Uh

Me:  But not Pizzanormous?

PH:  No sir, we're out of that.

Me:  Thank you.
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Re: Pizza Hut
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2009, 08:09:06 AM »

I'm boycotting Pizza Hut.

Me:  Hi, I would like one of those Pizzanormous deals.

PH:  Sorry, we are out of those.

Me:  Out?

PH:  Out.

Me:  But you make pizza.

PH:  Yes sir.  We can make you something else off of our menu.

Me:  Uh

Me:  But not Pizzanormous?

PH:  No sir, we're out of that.

Me:  Thank you.

A. They use pre-made crusts.

B. They ran out of ginormous boxes.

C. They thought your finger point was ghey.

D. All of the above.
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Re: Pizza Hut
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2009, 08:14:18 AM »

LOL
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Re: Pizza Hut
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2009, 08:30:09 AM »

Our local Pizza Hut delivery outpost is manned by a bunch of ex-Serbian army immigrants....if the owner isn't a war criminal, I'll eat the box.
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Re: Pizza Hut
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2009, 08:31:11 AM »

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Re: Pizza Hut
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2009, 12:09:01 PM »

Our local Pizza Hut delivery outpost is manned by a bunch of ex-Serbian army immigrants....if the owner isn't a war criminal, I'll eat the box.

Are you sure one of them isn't Dolf??
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