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Walfredo, your UPS package...
« on: January 18, 2009, 04:45:23 PM » |
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ended up in Texas by mistake: http://www.huffingtonpost...0-pound-mar_n_158379.htmlDENTON, Texas — A man in Denton, Texas who was expecting a shipment of tools instead received a 30-pound brick of marijuana that police say is worth more than $10,000. Officer Ryan Grelle says the man opened the box Monday night, realized it contained drugs and contacted police. The police immediately headed for a donut shop. Weird, huh? |
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Walfredo
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Re: Walfredo, your UPS package...
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2009, 06:48:47 AM » |
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I sure wouldn't call the police. I'd slap a return to sender on it with a note saying, "We don't need your dirt weed, we got our *goshdarn* own."
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Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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Jules
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Re: Walfredo, your UPS package...
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2009, 01:43:17 PM » |
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I sure wouldn't call the police. I'd slap a return to sender on it with a note saying, "We don't need your dirt weed, we got our *goshdarn* own."
As If!  Walfredo would be doing the biggest happy dance, "shaking his butt around".  |
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Walfredo
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Re: Walfredo, your UPS package...
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2009, 01:57:56 PM » |
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Seriously.
3 reasons why I know that was crappy commercial dirt weed:
1- Guy mailed 30 lbs of it
2- 30 lbs of it in a box didn't smell like a bunch of slaughtered skunks the entire journey through the UPS system
3- 30 lbs of it only worth more than 10k so less than 500 bucks a pound.
If it was good stuff 30 lbs of it would be over 200k and no one is going to try and send that over UPS. So I stand behind my comments.
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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hobbit
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Re: Walfredo, your UPS package...
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2009, 02:43:59 PM » |
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Jules
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Re: Walfredo, your UPS package...
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2009, 03:43:41 PM » |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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stroh
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Re: Walfredo, your UPS package...
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2009, 03:49:10 PM » |
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Alright. I'm tired of switching tabs. Does anybody know if Mozilla offers a BabbleFish Add-On?
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Re: Walfredo, your UPS package...
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2009, 07:25:10 PM » |
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Alright. I'm tired of switching tabs. Does anybody know if Mozilla offers a BabbleFish Add-On?
for the lazy arse |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Walfredo, your UPS package...
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2009, 07:37:44 PM » |
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Alright. I'm tired of switching tabs. Does anybody know if Mozilla offers a BabbleFish Add-On?
for the lazy arseCool!!! |
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stroh
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Re: Walfredo, your UPS package...
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2009, 09:00:14 PM » |
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Alright. I'm tired of switching tabs. Does anybody know if Mozilla offers a BabbleFish Add-On?
for the lazy arseLOL Sweet! +1 |
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