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Walfredo, your UPS package...
« on: January 18, 2009, 04:45:23 PM »

ended up in Texas by mistake:

http://www.huffingtonpost...0-pound-mar_n_158379.html

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DENTON, Texas A man in Denton, Texas who was expecting a shipment of tools instead received a 30-pound brick of marijuana that police say is worth more than $10,000. Officer Ryan Grelle says the man opened the box Monday night, realized it contained drugs and contacted police.

The police immediately headed for a donut shop. Weird, huh?
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Re: Walfredo, your UPS package...
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2009, 06:48:47 AM »

I sure wouldn't call the police.  I'd slap a return to sender on it with a note saying, "We don't need your dirt weed, we got our *goshdarn* own."
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Re: Walfredo, your UPS package...
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2009, 01:43:17 PM »

I sure wouldn't call the police.  I'd slap a return to sender on it with a note saying, "We don't need your dirt weed, we got our *goshdarn* own."

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Re: Walfredo, your UPS package...
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2009, 01:57:56 PM »

Seriously. 

3 reasons why I know that was crappy commercial dirt weed:

1-  Guy mailed 30 lbs of it
2-  30 lbs of it in a box didn't smell like a bunch of slaughtered skunks the entire journey through the UPS system
3-  30 lbs of it only worth more than 10k so less than 500 bucks a pound. 

If it was good stuff 30 lbs of it would be over 200k and no one is going to try and send that over UPS.  So I stand behind my comments.

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Re: Walfredo, your UPS package...
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2009, 02:43:59 PM »

Snob
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Re: Walfredo, your UPS package...
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2009, 03:43:41 PM »

Yeah Walfredo your a snob, do you know how many dodgy Workcover claims, Centrelink frauds, and baby bonus's it would take for some bogans over here to get that crappy commercial dirt weed. Tongue Grin Grin Grin
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Re: Walfredo, your UPS package...
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2009, 03:49:10 PM »

Alright.  I'm tired of switching tabs.  Does anybody know if Mozilla offers a BabbleFish Add-On?
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Re: Walfredo, your UPS package...
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2009, 07:25:10 PM »

Alright.  I'm tired of switching tabs.  Does anybody know if Mozilla offers a BabbleFish Add-On?

for the lazy arse

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Re: Walfredo, your UPS package...
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2009, 07:37:44 PM »

Alright.  I'm tired of switching tabs.  Does anybody know if Mozilla offers a BabbleFish Add-On?

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Re: Walfredo, your UPS package...
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2009, 09:00:14 PM »

Alright.  I'm tired of switching tabs.  Does anybody know if Mozilla offers a BabbleFish Add-On?

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LOL  Sweet!  +1
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