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2009 Debut of the Jackass Fund

 
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2009 Debut of the Jackass Fund
« on: January 21, 2009, 09:10:47 PM »

Tomorrow, 12:12 CST. The #10 Sacred Vessel was emptied after the 2008 season and the funds put to good use. (The shoes my wife bought are lovely.Red Face) It's been seeded with 5 Washington's so that I can make change when Hobbit meets his destiny. Let the Whip begin.  Devil
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Re: 2009 Debut of the Jackass Fund
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2009, 10:03:32 PM »

Its on like Donkey Kong bitch!@

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Re: 2009 Debut of the Jackass Fund
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2009, 05:14:12 AM »

Shoes?  Given the size of that envelope I should have thought furs, luxury cars, pearls and truffles.

Better luck this year Rick.   Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2009, 06:50:47 AM »





Good Luck Gentlemen. Keep us posted.
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Re: 2009 Debut of the Jackass Fund
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2009, 08:54:13 AM »

 Laugh at you
Eerily close to the real thing, sans those stylin' cuffs.
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Re: 2009 Debut of the Jackass Fund
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2009, 09:51:38 AM »

Yesterday was a blast, but there was no money exchanged.  Gamma won the front, I won the back, Gamma still won the overall, but I won a press.  I don't know what we shot because I promptly got drunk and didn't keep the card.

Til next time.

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Re: 2009 Debut of the Jackass Fund
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2009, 11:42:59 AM »

Cut 'n paste regurge from what I posted on another site:

It has been mentioned here and through other means that some don't understand the Jackass Fund or it's storied history. It's very simple. Hobbit and Gamma Pi began playing for small $ several years ago, typically a $2 Nassau. Not a big bet, but just enough to justify a short, white boy dance Eek Dance when collecting. During our matches, each time things don't go quite the way Hobbit expects or wishes, the word "Jackass" is projected from his mouth in my general direction. This occurs so often that it's a wonder the guy still has working vocal cords. In golf, the cash (winnings) between regular competitors will generally float back and forth as their games ebb and flow. Not the case with the Jackass Fund. It seems that Hobbit posts his lowest scores while playing with others, saving the best of his mediocrity for his matches with Gamma Pi. Devil In 2007 I started collecting the cash in an envelope and "The Jackass Fund" was born. Other than to make change or make good on the occasional loss, I never emptied the envelope until a couple of weeks ago. We're starting fresh in 2009. Cheers

Hobbit played well yesterday posting a swell 84, not bad for a course handicap of 15! I started hot, then faded quickly on the back nine, still posting an 81 on a course handicap of 9. (Yes, Rick, you should have gotten 6 instead of 5, but it wouldn't have made a difference. No No ) A lapse in concentration caused me to miss my one opportunity to press, plus several very poor lag putts, and the back nine was his. End result was kissing sisters. No blood. No white boy dance. Moot. The Jackass Fund Envelope stayed in the locker.
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Re: 2009 Debut of the Jackass Fund
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2009, 02:54:02 PM »

End result was kissing sisters.
FWIW, this "scenario" seemed to play itself out between those two with alarming -- and stomach-turning -- frequently all weekend at Bandon.  I really think that they both tended to hit to the same side of the fairway so they could hold hands as they walked.
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Re: 2009 Debut of the Jackass Fund
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2009, 03:34:13 PM »

End result was kissing sisters.
FWIW, this "scenario" seemed to play itself out between those two with alarming -- and stomach-turning -- frequently all weekend at Bandon.  I really think that they both tended to hit to the same side of the fairway so they could hold hands as they walked.
Simple rumormongering. We were trying to stay as far away from your assless-chaps as possible.  Angry
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Re: 2009 Debut of the Jackass Fund
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2009, 07:02:21 AM »

Cool.  Wondered what the back story was.
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