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[ECON D&G] Bank cluster*fudge*
« on: February 04, 2009, 08:12:56 AM »

Business needs money
Bank won't loan money because of thin deposit receipts
Business goes under
Employees laid off
Employees live off savings
Banks bitch about thin deposit receipts
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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Re: [ECON D&G] Bank cluster*fudge*
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2009, 08:14:25 AM »

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Re: [ECON D&G] Bank cluster*fudge*
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2009, 08:58:53 AM »

Chicken


Another bank feeling the effects of the economy...
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi...rm&sn=001&sc=1000
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Applications from would-be donors at a Loveland sperm bank have spiked in recent months, jumping from about 150 applications in a year to 400 since September. Betsy Cairo of CryoGam Colorado told Denver station KMGH-TV that there have been 172 applicants in January alone. Cairo says it's the economy, adding that there aren't that many applications during good times.
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Cairo would not say how much a sperm donor can earn but added it's not as easy as it sounds. Of the applications received since September, only four donors have been accepted.
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Re: [ECON D&G] Bank cluster*fudge*
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2009, 09:14:00 AM »

You can get paid for that??!! 

You have any idea how much mone

nevermind.
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Re: [ECON D&G] Bank cluster*fudge*
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2009, 09:28:45 AM »

You can get paid for that??!! 

You have any idea how much mone

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You mean to tell me you haven't gone pro yet?
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Re: [ECON D&G] Bank cluster*fudge*
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2009, 09:42:46 AM »

Chicken


Another bank feeling the effects of the economy...
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi...rm&sn=001&sc=1000
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Applications from would-be donors at a Loveland sperm bank have spiked in recent months, jumping from about 150 applications in a year to 400 since September. Betsy Cairo of CryoGam Colorado told Denver station KMGH-TV that there have been 172 applicants in January alone. Cairo says it's the economy, adding that there aren't that many applications during good times.
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Cairo would not say how much a sperm donor can earn but added it's not as easy as it sounds. Of the applications received since September, only four donors have been accepted.
There may be a shortage of eggs and sperm in Southern California due to the demand from one woman in Whittier.
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Re: [ECON D&G] Bank cluster*fudge*
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2009, 10:40:24 AM »

Chicken


Another bank feeling the effects of the economy...
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi...rm&sn=001&sc=1000
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Applications from would-be donors at a Loveland sperm bank have spiked in recent months, jumping from about 150 applications in a year to 400 since September. Betsy Cairo of CryoGam Colorado told Denver station KMGH-TV that there have been 172 applicants in January alone. Cairo says it's the economy, adding that there aren't that many applications during good times.
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Cairo would not say how much a sperm donor can earn but added it's not as easy as it sounds. Of the applications received since September, only four donors have been accepted.
There may be a shortage of eggs and sperm in Southern California due to the demand from one woman in Whittier.

dang!  beat me to it (no pun intended)

Saw in this am's paper that apparently all 14 of her kids are immaculate non-miraculous conceptions!!!  OMG!!!  It's like some bizzaro pathologic obsession related to Munchhausen's by proxy
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Re: [ECON D&G] Bank cluster*fudge*
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2009, 11:04:22 AM »

Chicken


Another bank feeling the effects of the economy...
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi...rm&sn=001&sc=1000
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Applications from would-be donors at a Loveland sperm bank have spiked in recent months, jumping from about 150 applications in a year to 400 since September. Betsy Cairo of CryoGam Colorado told Denver station KMGH-TV that there have been 172 applicants in January alone. Cairo says it's the economy, adding that there aren't that many applications during good times.
...
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Cairo would not say how much a sperm donor can earn but added it's not as easy as it sounds. Of the applications received since September, only four donors have been accepted.
There may be a shortage of eggs and sperm in Southern California due to the demand from one woman in Whittier.

dang!  beat me to it (no pun intended)

Saw in this am's paper that apparently all 14 of her kids are immaculate non-miraculous conceptions!!!  OMG!!!  It's like some bizzaro pathologic obsession related to Munchhausen's by proxy
It's hard to conceive (pun intended) 3 adults and 14 children living in a small 3 bedroom house (no basements in SoCal, either!). But, it's easier to accept when I consider that before my V, at any given time I used to have several hundred million sperm living in my duplex.
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Re: [ECON D&G] Bank cluster*fudge*
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2009, 04:44:35 PM »

You still have the swimmers, churning them out like there is no tomorrow....its just that you've been a party to the surgical equivalent of locking the door and throwing away the key.

And don't worry, if Liv Tyler calls and begs you to father her babies---the old fashioned way, you know, involving copulation that doesn't involve pipettes and syringes--reversibility rates are surprisingly high. 

Or you can just lie about it.
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Re: [ECON D&G] Bank cluster*fudge*
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2009, 05:25:35 PM »

Gee Liv i don't know, we should just keep trying.   Don't Know Hump
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