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Lawnmower man
« on: February 17, 2009, 06:12:10 PM »

Someone emailed me this a few days ago, and I found the follow-up today.....


Episode 1:

Is it illegal to cut grass?  My wife is gunna kick your ass!   Rolling








Then,

Episode 2:

(prologue.... "not this guy again")    I think I crapped my pants!  I know my rights!!!!  Rolling





 Laugh at you Laugh at you

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Re: Lawnmower man
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2009, 06:21:54 PM »

You realize, Dr. Hicks, that my intelligence has surpassed yours.
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Re: Lawnmower man
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2009, 06:36:03 PM »

there's a third one too. guys a real rocket scientist. I know my rights!

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Re: Lawnmower man
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2009, 09:06:41 AM »

You realize, Dr. Hicks, that my intelligence has surpassed yours.
I just knew it.  If there was going to be someone that went all Jobe with this..... it was going to be you.  Nerd.

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Re: Lawnmower man
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2009, 02:25:38 PM »

You realize, Dr. Hicks, that my intelligence has surpassed yours.
I just knew it.  If there was going to be someone that went all Jobe with this..... it was going to be you.  Nerd.




Midget fight..................midget fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2009, 05:45:49 PM »

You realize, Dr. Hicks, that my intelligence has surpassed yours.
I just knew it.  If there was going to be someone that went all Jobe with this..... it was going to be you.  Nerd.




Midget fight..................midget fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 Fingers Crossed

Nah.  He's just all chuffed 'cuz Teh Gooners finally scored a goal.  Leave him his fun.   Wink
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Re: Lawnmower man
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2009, 06:00:01 PM »

Anybody else feel bad for Steve?

 Grin
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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2009, 06:27:18 PM »

Anybody else feel bad for Steve?

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You would. Drunky.
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« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2009, 07:20:29 PM »

Anybody else feel bad for Steve?

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You would. Drunky.


Pour out your whiskey.    Man I just got this one!
 Laughing Rolling  LOL Classic.

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« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2009, 10:50:40 PM »

Anybody else feel bad for Steve?

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You would. Drunky.


Pour out your whiskey.    Man I just got this one!
 Laughing Rolling  LOL Classic.



I'm laughin at the domestic arrest now  Grin

'she hit me in the face with a damned bong'  "with a bong?"   'yeah'

(remember HE is the one that called the cops) "whats you smokin?", 'its a........ well..... its one of those....... you see.... I roll my own cigarettes'   (with his wife laughing her ass off at him) Rolling



As said on a canceled show.... he's a hoot!

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« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2009, 09:24:09 AM »

Anybody else feel bad for Steve?

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You would. Drunky.


Pour out your whiskey.    Man I just got this one!
 Laughing Rolling  LOL Classic.


And you have to believe it's quality stuff. Ancient Age or Old Crow, probably.
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