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LMAO! Irpwn3y.
« on: February 23, 2009, 12:10:17 PM »

Microsoft pays employees laid off too much severance and asks for it back.


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Company says software glitch caused it to pay some too much severance

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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2009, 12:24:42 PM »

what are they gonna do fire them?
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2009, 12:34:42 PM »

what are they gonna do fire them?

Yup. 'Laid Off' is not the same as 'Fired' or 'Reduction in forced'.

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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2009, 12:39:38 PM »

LOL - isn't this one of those things that they should have just kept their mouths shut about and swallowed?  How much did they pay out that it was worth the embarassment of this to get bacK?

I suppose money knows no shame  Don't Know Laughing

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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2009, 12:41:58 PM »

what are they gonna do fire them?

Yup. 'Laid Off' is not the same as 'Fired' or 'Reduction in forced'.



(RIF = Reduction In Force)  Typo, or potatoe moment?  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2009, 12:46:00 PM »

what are they gonna do fire them?

Yup. 'Laid Off' is not the same as 'Fired' or 'Reduction in forced'.



if you got severance pay, you ARE fired. thats why they call it severance.  Grin
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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2009, 01:19:55 PM »

what are they gonna do fire them?

Yup. 'Laid Off' is not the same as 'Fired' or 'Reduction in forced'.



if you got severance pay, you ARE fired. thats why they call it severance.  Grin

But if you don't pay it back, you can't ever be rehired to make 75k a year to play pinochle on TeH InNerGoogles 6 hours a day.
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2009, 01:48:14 PM »

If I'd got boned by a company and they wanted their money back because they'd overpaid me I'd just tell 'em:

"Tough Titties"
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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2009, 02:20:10 PM »

lmao.  Good call whoever put in the "software glitch". Grin
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2009, 02:37:03 PM »

Kind of like a bank that accidently dumps money into your account by a software glitch, they can get it back I assume.  My current company made a mistake on one of my annual bonuses.  I notified HR because they would have caught it eventually and asked for it back. 

They signed a contract for X amount, and not X+whatever the glitch was.  They are responsible for giving it back I'm sure. 
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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2009, 06:39:57 PM »

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Microsoft on extra severance: Never mind
After asking for overpayments back, company says workers can keep it
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