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I'd Duff It Off The Tee.
« on: April 02, 2009, 11:28:28 AM »

New course in South Africa has extreme 19th hole.

Par 3 with the tee box 1400 feet above the green on a cliff.  You have to ride in a helicopter to get to it.

http://sports.yahoo.com/g...-on-the-p?urn=golf,152314

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Re: I'd Duff It Off The Tee.
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 11:52:58 AM »

A general rule of thumb is one more club for 10 yards of higher elevation, and one less for 10 yards lower.
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Re: I'd Duff It Off The Tee.
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 02:11:05 PM »

1400 feet up overlooking a cliff? I'd urinate myself and then curl up in a fetal position and cry.
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Re: I'd Duff It Off The Tee.
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2009, 07:04:25 AM »

1400 feet up overlooking a cliff? I'd urinate myself and then curl up in a fetal position and cry.

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Re: I'd Duff It Off The Tee.
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2009, 08:17:59 AM »


I'd urinate myself and then curl up in a fetal position and cry.


So.......You gonna finish that Pabst Blue Ribbon, or can I have it?
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Re: I'd Duff It Off The Tee.
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2009, 08:35:36 AM »


I'd urinate myself and then curl up in a fetal position and cry.


So.......You gonna finish that Pabst Blue Ribbon, or can I have it?
I can still drink in the fetal position.
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Re: I'd Duff It Off The Tee.
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2009, 09:46:43 AM »

New course in South Africa has extreme 19th hole.

Par 3 with the tee box 1400 feet above the green on a cliff.  You have to ride in a helicopter to get to it.

http://sports.yahoo.com/g...-on-the-p?urn=golf,152314




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Re: I'd Duff It Off The Tee.
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2009, 09:45:57 AM »

I'd be okay up on that cliff.  Now flying in a helicopter owned, operated and maintained by some African company would have me urinating on myself in a fetal position the entire flight. 
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