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How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?

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Question: How many pairs of shoes should a heterosexual man own?
One black, one brown - 0 (0%)
less than 10 - 5 (41.7%)
More than 30 is still OK - 5 (41.7%)
Shoes? Who needs shoes - 2 (16.7%)
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #45 on: April 20, 2009, 03:24:56 PM »

I have the pf flyers in an 11.5.  This is the size I wear for pretty much all sneakers and tennis shoes.  I wear an 11 in dress shoes.  I'd say they err on the smaller side of that though and run a little narrow.  For instance, I wear 11.5 in addidas with no problems.  So if addidas are tight these may be as well.  Of course depending on your sock thickness ymmv.  Just do zappos with free shipping and free returns, you can't go wrong. 
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #46 on: April 20, 2009, 05:14:02 PM »

  Just do zappos with free shipping and free returns, you can't go wrong. 
Now I see a problem. Shocked

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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #47 on: April 20, 2009, 10:37:09 PM »

I think you guys all own more pairs of shoes then me.

You are all just a bunch of "Big Carrie Bradshaw's". Tongue Grin Grin Grin

I don't know who that is, and Uisce has already admitted he sits down to pee, so.....

You'd never catch Carrie Bradshaw in a pair of these...  So there.



Unless she was using them as a feed bag.

Just ordered these:

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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #48 on: April 21, 2009, 07:21:29 AM »

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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #49 on: April 21, 2009, 11:18:41 AM »

Geez, what a gang of boy-toys.  For NORMAL footwear:

1 pair black dress shoes.
1 pair brown dress shoes.
1 pair sandals.
1 pair Merrills (technically, I don't have these, but I plan to buy them this weekend so I'll count them).

Who counts dedicated-use gear?  Seriously.  I have several pairs of old boxers currently in the laundry room for use as dusting rags -- should they count as apparel?  I have four socks in the shoeshine kit, too, but I don't count them as viable socks, either.

1 pair running shoes -- for RUNNING ONLY (3x/week).
1 pair motorcycle boots -- for MOTORCYCLING ONLY (~3x/week).
1 pair golf shoes -- for GOLF ONLY (~4x/year).
1 pair hiking boots -- for HIKING ONLY (~3x-year).
1 pair studded-sole flyfishing boots -- for WALKING IN RIVERS ONLY (not once in past four years).
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #50 on: April 21, 2009, 11:21:44 AM »

No ass-kickin' boots for everyday use?
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #51 on: April 21, 2009, 11:46:56 AM »

I shall count my new KISS kicks as "dedicated use gear." To be used solely for ruling. (Actual time spent engaged in such to be determined, but I estimate it will be plenty.)
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #52 on: April 21, 2009, 05:02:05 PM »

Just ordered these:
I shall count my new KISS kicks as "dedicated use gear." To be used solely for ruling. (Actual time spent engaged in such to be determined, but I estimate it will be plenty.)
So, who are you going to ask to the prom?
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #53 on: April 21, 2009, 05:32:30 PM »

Just ordered these:
I shall count my new KISS kicks as "dedicated use gear." To be used solely for ruling. (Actual time spent engaged in such to be determined, but I estimate it will be plenty.)
So, who are you going to ask to the prom?

If I had those, they'd be dedicated use, like my Prison Issues are.



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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #54 on: April 21, 2009, 05:32:56 PM »

Just ordered these:
I shall count my new KISS kicks as "dedicated use gear." To be used solely for ruling. (Actual time spent engaged in such to be determined, but I estimate it will be plenty.)
So, who are you going to ask to the prom?

I believe this is the picture from the prom:

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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #55 on: April 22, 2009, 09:03:48 AM »


I believe this is the picture from the prom:



That's closer to the truth than you possibly realize.
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #56 on: April 22, 2009, 07:10:11 PM »

That's closer to the truth than you possibly realize.

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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #57 on: May 01, 2009, 09:33:13 AM »

Ever since this thread came out I can't stop thinking about new shoes.

I have 2 new pairs of golf shoes picked out.  Black and brown saddle.  Nike.
And 2 pairs of semi dress loafers picked out.  Brown and black.
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Re: How many pairs of shoes should a hetero****ual man own?
« Reply #58 on: May 01, 2009, 10:18:18 AM »

Ever since this thread came out I can't stop thinking about new shoes.

I have 2 new pairs of golf shoes picked out.  Black and brown saddle.  Nike.
And 2 pairs of semi dress loafers picked out.  Brown and black.


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