Vehicular Testicular Self Exam

CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- State Police cited an Elkview man for indecent exposure and possession of meth after they stopped his car on the interstate because he was driving erratically.
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The two truck drivers who had called 911 stopped nearby and both told the trooper they had seen Jones wearing women's underwear and stockings with his pants down to his ankles and fondling himself while driving, the complaint stated.

Jones told Napier that he had recently gone through a divorce and was "excited" because he was going to see a girlfriend, whom he was talking to on his cell phone as he drove, the complaint said.