What Music do you Like, That your Parents Used to Play.

Music was forbidden in my house when I was a youth, My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Nebraska with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old Colorado prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, and he would drink, he hated any sort of syncopated rhythm. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in California, luge lessons in winter. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Is nascent rock-n-roll the one with bagpipes?