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Has beer jumped the shark?
« on: May 28, 2009, 08:05:37 PM »

Miller Lite: "Taste Protector Cap"
Coors Light: "Cold Activated Can"
Bud Light: Lime-flavored

WTF?
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Re: Has beer jumped the shark?
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2009, 09:40:05 PM »

Real beer will NEVER jump the shark, just the mainstream, domestic swill that's foisted upon an unsuspecting public by multi-national corporations that are more concerned with making money and pumping their foul product out instead of crafting fine brews, those will jump the shark.
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Re: Has beer jumped the shark?
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2009, 03:42:25 AM »

Real beer will NEVER jump the shark, just the mainstream, domestic swill that's foisted upon an unsuspecting public by multi-national corporations that are more concerned with making money and pumping their foul product out instead of crafting fine brews, those will jump the shark.

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Re: Has beer jumped the shark?
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2009, 05:17:10 AM »

Real beer will NEVER jump the shark, just the mainstream, domestic swill that's foisted upon an unsuspecting public by multi-national corporations that are more concerned with making money and pumping their foul product out instead of crafting fine brews, those will jump the shark.

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Re: Has beer jumped the shark?
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2009, 06:01:53 AM »







I agree, that campy *feces* like the can turning blue is annoying as hell.  I think beer has jumped the shark in that regard.  Much like golf clubs.  You now buy a new TM driver in a cardboard box like an erector set.
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Re: Has beer jumped the shark?
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2009, 06:42:13 AM »

Real beer will NEVER jump the shark, just the mainstream, domestic swill that's foisted upon an unsuspecting public by multi-national corporations that are more concerned with making money and pumping their foul product out instead of crafting fine brews, those will jump the shark.

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Re: Has beer jumped the shark?
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2009, 07:25:50 AM »

Real beer will NEVER jump the shark, just the mainstream, domestic swill that's foisted upon an unsuspecting public by multi-national corporations that are more concerned with making money and pumping their foul product out instead of crafting fine brews, those will jump the shark.

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Re: Has beer jumped the shark?
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2009, 09:12:27 AM »

Domestic beer jumped the shark a decade and a half ago.
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Re: Has beer jumped the shark?
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2009, 12:23:03 PM »

Real beer will NEVER jump the shark, just the mainstream, domestic swill that's foisted upon an unsuspecting public by multi-national corporations that are more concerned with making money and pumping their foul product out instead of crafting fine brews, those will jump the shark.

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