Fuzzy
Full Metal Jacket From: Island of Misfit Toys
Karma: 61 Posts: 4836
 Offline
 
|
 |
Utah bars FTW
« on: July 01, 2009, 07:59:10 AM » |
|
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/...31680883/ns/us_news-life/SALT LAKE CITY - Getting into a bar in Utah is now as simple as showing a bouncer a valid ID.
For 40 years, Utah required customers to fill out an application, pay a fee and become a member of a private club before they were allowed to set foot in a bar.
On Wednesday, those requirements were eliminated in an effort to boost the state's $7 billion-a-year tourism industry and make the state appear a little less quirky to outsiders. I still have two membership cards laying around here somewhere. I think they were both 7 day passes or some such thing.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged 
|
"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose."
From Oh the Places You'll Go, by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)
|
|
|
Aske
Lederhosen
Karma: 120 Posts: 31405
Offline
|
|
Re: Utah bars FTW
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2009, 08:00:35 AM » |
|
weirdos, LOL
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century. -- Chimpy McFlightsuit, CEO of Bu$hco Industries of 'Merka |
|
|
gleek
Flak Jacket
Karma: 107 Posts: 9510
OfflineE chu ta!
|
|
Re: Utah bars FTW
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2009, 08:43:07 AM » |
|
Wait. This isn't a joke? LMAO!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
|
|
|
spacey
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat From: Group W Bench
Karma: 98 Posts: 7733
Offline
|
|
Re: Utah bars FTW
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2009, 09:02:56 AM » |
|
Too bad they finally got around to this about a decade after I quit really going to bars.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Walfredo
Straitjacket
Karma: 18 Posts: 2013
OfflinePaintin the town brown
|
|
Re: Utah bars FTW
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2009, 11:06:24 AM » |
|
Sounds like the process of gambling in Oklahoma on native lands. But we can play hold 'em and black jack 15 minutes outside of okc at a pretty nice casino, so worth it IMO.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
|
|
|
MFAWG
Rich Corinthian Leather Jacket
Karma: 31 Posts: 5720
Offline
|
|
Re: Utah bars FTW
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2009, 12:04:04 PM » |
|
weirdos, LOL
Dude, nobody that has ever called Pennsylvania 'Home' can bitch about anybody else's nonsensical liquor laws. Ever. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
|
|
|
tdcoly
Tartan Jacket From: The home of misfits, renegades, blowhards, idiots and fools.
Karma: 10 Posts: 1279
OfflineUs Dags
|
|
Re: Utah bars FTW
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2009, 06:10:34 PM » |
|
weirdos, LOL
Dude, nobody that has ever called Pennsylvania 'Home' can bitch about anybody else's nonsensical liquor laws. Ever. We're bad, but not quite as bad as Utah "was."  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"I'm only speeding 'cause I really have to poop"-as seen on a bumper sticker
|
|
|
Uisce Beatha
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat From: In the Jar
Karma: 116 Posts: 7357
OfflineGet me the tank!
|
|
Re: Utah bars FTW
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2009, 12:09:10 PM » |
|
I don't club much (at all?) but rumor has it some places are continuing the memberships voluntarily. Allows them some leeway in other areas.
Our laws suck if you're visiting but a breeze if you live here. It's all about knowing the system.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
|
|
|
stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie From: Impact Crater Springs, CA
Karma: 155 Posts: 16135
OfflineWe're doomed!
|
|
Re: Utah bars FTW
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2009, 12:12:51 PM » |
|
Man what kind of world do we live where a guy can't waltz into a joint and sidle up to a tall beer, and the game no questions asked?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Uisce Beatha
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat From: In the Jar
Karma: 116 Posts: 7357
OfflineGet me the tank!
|
|
Re: Utah bars FTW
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2009, 11:03:42 PM » |
|
Man what kind of world do we live where a guy can't waltz into a joint and sidle up to a tall beer, and the game no questions asked?
Tall one? A million places. Short one? There's the problem. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
|
|
|
