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This Has To Beat The Hell Out Of Euro Disney!

 
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This Has To Beat The Hell Out Of Euro Disney!
« on: July 11, 2009, 07:26:56 AM »

Berlin '**** academy' offers tips for visitors.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/n...d_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_germany_****

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BERLIN (Reuters Life!) – Wannabe Latin lovers can improve their technique by playing with the erogenous zones of naked mannequins at a new interactive exhibition that has now opened in Berlin.

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The show features several life-sized plastic models, naked and in various positions. One female mannequin light ups when touched in the right spot. A voice shrieks "That's it!" when the visitor manages to put his finger on the elusive G-spot.

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Next to it is what the museum called its "Spank-o-metre." It measures the level of pleasure a mannequin receives when spanked with a leather whip.

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The museum also shows film clips of various ****ual positions, including the "Italian chandelier" that the viewer learns can burn up to 920 calories per hour.

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Re: This Has To Beat The Hell Out Of Euro Disney!
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2009, 04:54:25 PM »

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The museum also shows film clips of various ****ual positions, including the "Italian chandelier" that the viewer learns can burn up to 920 calories per hour.

I'll be on Wikipedia if you need me.


I don't read instructions this long to assemble anything let alone an Italian Chandelier. Although it appears we aren't the ones burning the 920 calories.  Shocked






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Re: This Has To Beat The Hell Out Of Euro Disney!
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2009, 06:06:15 PM »

And that's why female pr0n stars are the ones making the big dough.
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