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Ouch!
« on: July 15, 2009, 08:06:52 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2009, 01:23:29 PM »

lmao @ the headline on the side: Dell's iPhone Killer rejected by carriers as too dull
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2009, 08:57:52 PM »

LMAO I don't know why all those little Apple fanboys want Ballmer to be wrong about Chrome OS. If Google's "the web is the platorm" paradigm succeeds, then it's a threat to all companies in the traditional computer OS business--not just Microsoft. The biggest roadblock to wide-adoption will be connectivity, and that's something that Google has no control over. Assuming a technology utopia in which the global infrastructure gets to the point where connectivity won't ever be an issue, then it's an issue of how sophisticated an application can be using HTML/Javascript. Even with HTML 5 in the equation, applications are going to be severely limited IMHO. But think about this. Let's assume ubiquity of reliable connectivity and consensus in a robust HTML 5 standard for the sake of argument. Given this scenario, what kind of applications are really the most threatened--a sophisticated business application suite like MS Office or those crappy little iPhone apps that Apple is peddling?
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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2009, 06:00:27 AM »

I see your paragraph and raise you 14 sweaty developers.


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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2009, 01:50:21 PM »

Ballmer looks like he'd be entertaining to hang out with.  Eric Schmidt looks like a tool and Jobs would probably just look at me condescendingly the whole time.

I just saw a story about Microsoft opening up retail stores.  Should be interesting.

Microsoft plans stores 'right next door to Apple'
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi.../financial/f172652D33.DTL

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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2009, 02:08:40 PM »



Microsoft plans stores 'right next door to Apple'
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi.../financial/f172652D33.DTL



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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2009, 03:30:27 PM »


LMAO.  Fail indeed.  New travels slowly out here.
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« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2009, 10:01:40 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2009, 04:16:56 AM »

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Will Microsoft be selling Microsoft products, or refreshments to keep people hydrated while they wait in line to get in the Apple Store?


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