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Police report of the year from my city
« on: August 06, 2009, 03:07:15 PM »

Susan made sure to point this out to me and no, we don't live on Michelle Avenue.

Our little City has a weekly paper that comes out every Thursday and one of the highlights is the police report section. This week had three worthy submissions but note the entry under Aug. 2 from today's paper:

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Re: Police report of the year from my city
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2009, 03:21:15 PM »

http://www.suburbanchicag...-blotter_na080309.article
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Re: Police report of the year from my city
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2009, 06:52:33 PM »

Dude, I'd have to kill myself if I lived somewhere with a blotter like that.

Does anybody there actually resolve a minor family dispute WITHOUT calling the cops?

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Re: Police report of the year from my city
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2009, 07:36:39 PM »

Dude, I'd have to kill myself if I lived somewhere with a blotter like that.

Does anybody there actually resolve a minor family dispute WITHOUT calling the cops?

It was very definitely an odd week. That's why it caught my attention.
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Re: Police report of the year from my city
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2009, 07:44:13 PM »

Dude, I'd have to kill myself if I lived somewhere with a blotter like that.

Does anybody there actually resolve a minor family dispute WITHOUT calling the cops?




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Re: Police report of the year from my city
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2009, 02:33:51 PM »

Dude, I'd have to kill myself if I lived somewhere with a blotter like that.

Does anybody there actually resolve a minor family dispute WITHOUT calling the cops?




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Up here, north of the the river, they just shoot mother*fudge*ers.

I don't think you can judge where you live by the ranking of the entire city. I think the neighorhood in which you live makes a big difference. So, Fuzzy, how's the neighborhood there on Michelle Avenue?
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Re: Police report of the year from my city
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2009, 06:42:00 PM »

Dude, I'd have to kill myself if I lived somewhere with a blotter like that.

Does anybody there actually resolve a minor family dispute WITHOUT calling the cops?




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Well, he does live in a top 3 best places to live in the U.S.   Grin Devil
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Up here, north of the the river, they just shoot mother*fudge*ers.

I don't think you can judge where you live by the ranking of the entire city. I think the neighorhood in which you live makes a big difference. So, Fuzzy, how's the neighborhood there on Michelle Avenue?

 Wink  ding ding ding.....we have a winner........

Long story short and I'm not going to get into it for fear of lighting a match in here but gleek's take is spot on. There are places/neighborhoods in most any city that have a disproportionate amount of police calls.

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Re: Police report of the year from my city
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2009, 06:46:30 PM »

LOL
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