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Houston - we have a problem....
« on: December 27, 2006, 11:58:26 PM »

Now I know what happens to lost luggage.

Texas -- Lost luggage was found after the busy holiday weekend, but not where travelers might expect or hope.

These bags were dumped by the dozens in a Dumpster near Houston.

The luggage came from several different airlines, and the FBI is handling the investigation.

All of the baggage had luggage tags, even priority-handling tags.

Pet store workers said some were cracked open and rifled through. Others were not.
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Re: Houston - we have a problem....
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2006, 08:27:31 AM »

Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own...
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