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Fantasy EPL Shenanigans?
« on: September 22, 2009, 12:41:22 PM » |
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Some of the guys in the league were bantering the other day - all curious as to the identity of the other 'Beatha'. See, this particular person shot waaaay up the standings - which by itself is not strange. But then they saw how it happened. See, this person made a little known Arsenal defender their captain (presumably because we were playing Wigan and 6 points seemed likely). Then this little known, and new to the league, defender scored TWO goals! With the other goal poachers on the squad, the defender was picked as captain and it worked out as if they knew something. Shenanigans, or blind luck? You make the call!    BTW, Uisce isn't doing too well thus far. Beaten not only by several hos, but by family members as well  |
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Re: Fantasy EPL Shenanigans?
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2009, 01:06:42 PM » |
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I was just looking at that as well. Shenanigans!! Of course all of you should be a little chagrined being behind the clown leading the league.  |
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Re: Fantasy EPL Shenanigans?
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2009, 02:21:42 PM » |
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Well, seeing as I prolly would have tried to draft Pele or Bobby Moore, you can be asured it's not me.
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Re: Fantasy EPL Shenanigans?
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2009, 06:16:32 PM » |
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Beatha II is my cousin from just down the N11. He's a Gooner through and through so as you might expect a right gob*feces*e. His feckin' house is even named Highbury. Yes, you're right to suspect him of shenanigans and while you're at it also affray, public lewdness, animal husbandry with a big H and assorted buggery. Alas, I must defend the douchebag. He's had Vermaelen since the first week and as captain the entire time.  Yes, I'm chaskagrined. Early season yet. |
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Re: Fantasy EPL Shenanigans?
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2009, 06:24:05 PM » |
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BTW, Uisce isn't doing too well thus far. Beaten not only by several hos, but by family members as well Oh.... and piss off. Solidly in a Europa Cup spot and one six point swing away from the top of the table.  |
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Re: Fantasy EPL Shenanigans?
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2009, 06:39:14 PM » |
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I swear to god. I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says "shenanigans"!
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Re: Fantasy EPL Shenanigans?
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2009, 06:47:55 PM » |
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Re: Fantasy EPL Shenanigans?
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2009, 07:02:56 PM » |
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It's been well established that shatting on soccer threads is my territory.
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Re: Fantasy EPL Shenanigans?
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2009, 10:54:07 AM » |
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I swear to god. I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says "shenanigans"!
I have a friend who's nickname is shannanigans (mispelled to match her nickname). She's an absolutely adorably cute, funny young lady. Pistol whipping her would be like clubbing a baby harp seal that can dance and sing. But you did say guy, so perhaps she's safe. I, however, can provide directions to reach me if interested... cus I'm bustin it out again - shenanigans!!!!! You knew I couldn't resist! |
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Re: Fantasy EPL Shenanigans?
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2009, 10:58:26 AM » |
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BTW, Uisce isn't doing too well thus far. Beaten not only by several hos, but by family members as well Oh.... and piss off. Solidly in a Europa Cup spot and one six point swing away from the top of the table. Well, you are doing better than Pompey! |
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Re: Fantasy EPL Shenanigans?
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2009, 05:12:37 PM » |
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I have a friend who's nickname is shannanigans (mispelled to match her nickname). She's an absolutely adorably cute, funny young lady. Pistol whipping her would be like clubbing a baby harp seal that can dance and sing.
We need pics. |
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Re: Fantasy EPL Shenanigans?
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2009, 12:28:33 PM » |
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I have a friend who's nickname is shannanigans (mispelled to match her nickname). She's an absolutely adorably cute, funny young lady. Pistol whipping her would be like clubbing a baby harp seal that can dance and sing.
We need pics. Well......... ok. The girls took me shopping that day to make me look trendy, don't know that I've worn the shirt since This is shannanigans - full of life and funny as hell...... alas, too young for me   |
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Re: Fantasy EPL Shenanigans?
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2009, 05:33:49 PM » |
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don't know that I've worn the shirt since Good Lord, I hope not.  |
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Re: Fantasy EPL Shenanigans?
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2009, 06:45:22 PM » |
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Ah....I remember that one. You had posted another pic of her in the past too. |
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Re: Fantasy EPL Shenanigans?
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2009, 07:50:07 PM » |
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Hubba hubba!
The chick is hot too.
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