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Sinister Underwear
« on: September 24, 2009, 11:30:46 AM »


Store launches underpants for left-handed men
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_underpants_odd
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LONDON (Reuters) A British store is launching a range of underpants for left-handed men, an innovation it says will save them both time and embarrassment in front of the porcelain.

The new range, by UK-based Hom, will have a horizontal opening instead of a vertical slit accessed from the right-hand side, breaking a tradition that has lasted for 75 years.

"In our view, this is a vital step toward equality for left-handed men," said Rob Faucherand of Debenhams store.

Almost 10 percent of British men are believed to be left handed but men's Y-fronted underpants have traditionally had a right-handed opening from the time they were invented in 1935.
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"As a result," Debenhams said, "left-handed men have to reach much further into their pants, performing a Z shaped maneuver through two 180 degree angles before achieving the result that right handed men perform with ease."
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The new pants mean that left handed men can finally go to the bathroom as quickly and efficiently as their right-handed colleagues, the store said.
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Re: Sinister Underwear
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2009, 12:01:06 PM »

Or they could just do like normal men do and pull the waistband down to pee.
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Re: Sinister Underwear
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2009, 12:08:37 PM »

Or they could just do like normal men do and pull the waistband down to pee.
that's exactly what i was thinking while reading that. duh.  Cheesy
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Re: Sinister Underwear
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2009, 06:54:44 PM »

Or they could just do like normal men do and pull the waistband down to pee.

I find it easier to go underneath, but it does tend to dictate the direction of the stream.
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Re: Sinister Underwear
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2009, 07:52:45 PM »

Water's cold.





And deep too.
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Re: Sinister Underwear
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2009, 09:30:28 PM »

What is this 'Underwear' of which you speak?
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