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« on: November 17, 2009, 08:02:14 PM »

Police: Would-be ninja impaled by metal fence
In an attempt to get away, the younger man "thought he'd basically be able to jump over this fence, and he didn't quite make it," Witt said.

As a police account of the incident notes, "Clearly he was overconfident in his abilities."

That's when the older man called police to say he'd been assaulted.

As police arrived to search for a suspect, one officer heard the 25-year-old's screams and found him stuck on the fence with the metal spike jutting out from his buttock, Witt said. The man was bleeding profusely.

He was taken to Harborview Medical Center, she said. Questioned at the hospital, the man told police he believed he was a ninja.

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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2009, 08:19:18 PM »

LOL, just another night in South Seattle!

Good thing the hospital was only a block away.
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