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Remember that thing I said?
« on: December 07, 2009, 04:43:49 PM »

That thing about 'A little hookers and blow makes El Tigre MORE sympathetic in my eye'?

That sort of went out the window at mistress number 6.

Now number NINE and TEN have surfaced, and one of them is a (apparenly) a pron actress.

Seriously: WTF, dude? Why get married in the first place?

Nobody would have said 'Boo' to a seemingly endless string of big titted, blonde, blue eyed escorts if you were farking SINGLE, dumbass!

Speaking of 'Blonde, blue, eyed and well endowed':

Anything you want to say, Jules?  Shocked
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Re: Remember that thing I said?
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2009, 04:49:17 PM »

hopefully ms. woods has invested in a hiv test  and valtrex futures.

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Re: Remember that thing I said?
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2009, 05:22:31 PM »

http://www.dailymail.co.u...eal-kept-affair-news.html

http://www.radaronline.co...iger-woods-wife-moves-out


this one is NSFW
http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/tiger-had-****-with-a-pr÷˝-star/

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Re: Remember that thing I said?
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2009, 05:25:45 PM »

I'm assuming most of the Tigresses are legit at this point.  I'm surprised he was able to keep things quiet for so long.

(lmao at the wide-ranging "Related Posts" to this thread)
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Re: Remember that thing I said?
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2009, 08:15:42 PM »

hopefully ms. woods has invested in a hiv test  and valtrex futures.



I actually feel bad for her!

I tend toward misogyny, especially where trophy wives are concerned, but this is just completely *goshdarn* beyond.

She probably knew a LITTLE screwing around was to be expected, and she probably figured she'd have a nice JewRay (as Deion Sanders used to say) collection in 10 or 15 years.

I'm guessing 'Sticks it in anything that will stand still long enough' was not in her game plan.

The other thing is he just doesn't have enough innate charm to carry this kind of bull*feces* off. 





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Re: Remember that thing I said?
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2009, 09:15:08 PM »

I'm tipping that the number of Major Championships he's won is shortly going to be outnumbered by the number of women he's knobbed... Shocked
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Re: Remember that thing I said?
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2009, 08:13:33 AM »

Getting married=worst move evar!

If he were single nobody would give a rat's ass if he was on his way to #22001.
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Re: Remember that thing I said?
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2009, 08:43:23 AM »

I'm assuming most of the Tigresses are legit at this point.  I'm surprised he was able to keep things quiet for so long.

(lmao at the wide-ranging "Related Posts" to this thread)

I'm maintaining a healthy level of skepticism.  Yet I wouldn't be surprised if all of it were true, or surprised if some were true, or even if very little of it is eventually proven true.

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Re: Remember that thing I said?
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2009, 10:30:52 AM »

I'm assuming most of the Tigresses are legit at this point.  I'm surprised he was able to keep things quiet for so long.


I think it comes down to the fact that they all thought they were the only one and that they thought no one would believe them.
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Re: Remember that thing I said?
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2009, 08:20:02 PM »

I hear they're calling him 'Cheetah Woods' now.

I'm just curious to see how this plays out when he makes his playing debut on tour.

Will the fawning coverage continue, with massive bloviating about 'Tiger's enormous personal difficulties in the off season', or will they just pretend nothing happened?

In good news: Seems Elin's purchased a new home is Stockholm.
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Re: Remember that thing I said?
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2009, 08:39:13 PM »


Anything you want to say, Jules?  Shocked

I feel sorry for Elin, this is pretty humiliating for her.

I heard yesterday they are taking Tiger Gatorade off the shelves in some parts of America (I am guessing the bible belt part).
Well we are still selling Tiger Gatorade in my pro shop. Grin Grin Grin......everybody who buys one has a little chucke and a comment. Grin
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Re: Remember that thing I said?
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2009, 08:44:04 PM »

I was told not to be like Tiger.
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Re: Remember that thing I said?
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2009, 08:50:11 PM »

I was told not to be like Tiger.

Yeah, by Karen....She would cut your balls off if you were like Tiger. Grin Grin Grin
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Re: Remember that thing I said?
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2009, 08:52:58 PM »

I was told not to be like Tiger.

Yeah, by Karen....She would cut your balls off if you were like Tiger. Grin Grin Grin

Indeed.   Cheesy
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Re: Remember that thing I said?
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2009, 09:02:37 PM »

I recall just recently where they were interviewing some kiddies involved in Greg Norman thing and asking them if they wanted to be the next Tiger Woods....

Most kids answered yes... in hindsight they're either going to be great golfers or mad rooters.... Shocked
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