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My review of Cameron's Avatar
« on: December 25, 2009, 08:31:44 PM »

Dances with Wolves meets Alien meets Star Wars meets Apocalypse Now meets that one flick with Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg and the spirit of Patrick Swayze meets a Night at the Aquarium (Fluorescent Critter Displays). There are also scents of Gulliver's Travels and, I am not making this up, Kubrick's 2001 Space Odyssy.  Oh yea, and Chronicles of Narnia, or so I am told.  And the Lion King, but only briefly.  Very briefly. And Tom Cruise in Born on the 4th of July, but sober.

Do NOT go to this movie if you have a thing against interspecies copulation.

Do GO to this movie if you dig small breasted cat-like 12 ft tall domineering but deeply spiritual and earthy women who are naked.  Imagine a yellow eyed Angelina Jolie but with a tail and head to toe body art.  That's basically it.  If you were the type who would get a little boner while whipping through your elementary school library's National Geographic collection, this film will bring back warm memories.

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I forgot to add, it also has elements of The Matrix.  Those parts that concern the actual matrix itself.  I think.


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Re: My review of Cameron's Avatar
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2009, 10:51:55 AM »

But, DID you enjoy it? Grin
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Re: My review of Cameron's Avatar
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2009, 05:11:37 PM »

absolutely!!

like I said, it was like going to 10 movies for the price of one
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Re: My review of Cameron's Avatar
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2009, 09:43:56 PM »

You had me at "small breasted, cat-like."
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Re: My review of Cameron's Avatar
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2009, 10:10:51 PM »

You had me at "small breasted, cat-like."

Small, of course, in a relative sense.
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Re: My review of Cameron's Avatar
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2009, 10:21:38 PM »

I would disagree with Blader's review somewhat. I would describe the movie as Dances with Wolves meets Alien meets Aliens meets Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi meets Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace meets Total Recall meets Titanic meets FernGully: The Last Rainforest meets Bush Colonizes Iraq, Part II. Most of all, it's pröño for 'Merkan-hating libtards. I give the movie 5 explosive duck penises out of 5.
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Re: My review of Cameron's Avatar
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2009, 08:42:56 AM »

Darla and I are going right now. Imax 3d no less.
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Re: My review of Cameron's Avatar
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2009, 09:51:44 AM »

Darla and I are going right now. Imax 3d no less.

Only way to watch it.
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« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2009, 07:53:04 PM »

One word.

*goshdarn* Awesome.
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