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Muzak for the Molasses
« on: March 04, 2010, 09:33:38 AM »

(alternate title: Enjoy the Silence)

By request (please make it stop!): Oregon DMV pulling plug on Muzak in several offices
Sick of getting elevator-music versions of Celine Dion and Aerosmith  songs stuck in their brains, workers at 13 Oregon DMV offices are more than ready to help the state save money.

Please, they’ve begged, make the Muzak stop!

Caught in a budget crunch, Driver and Motor Vehicles Services is happy to give them “The Sound of Silence.” (You'll probably be humming that one the rest of the day. Sorry).

Oregon taxpayers pay up to $160 a month to pipe Muzak’s acoustic wallpaper into lobbies where drivers come to take tests, renew licenses and register vehicles.
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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2010, 05:23:27 PM »

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Re: Muzak for the Molasses
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2010, 05:25:08 PM »


Some of the current offerings starting hit close to home?  Devil
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