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Build Your Own Buffet
« on: March 28, 2010, 08:17:50 PM » |
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So stroh's post about mac n' cheese at Hometown Buffet got me to thinking.
If there's mac & cheese at a buffet, I'll get it every time. Not necessarily with every plate, but during the eating session, I'll get mac & cheese at least once. Even if it's a crazy, 1,000 item buffet in Vegas where there's a boatload of things I want to try, I'll get some good old mac & cheese.
This has almost gotten me into trouble before. One time I was completely full at a buffet, then someone pointed out there was a soup section I completely missed. So I had to go and get a bowl of New England Clam Chowder. Bad idea. Came close to hurling, and no one likes a guy that hurls at a buffet.
So my question is, what 5 items are you pretty much guaranteed to get at any given buffet if they have it. Only things you've seen at a buffet before, nothing special like Grandma's classic coelacanth stuffed with manatee dish.
Here's mine, in no particular order:
- Alaskan King Crab Legs
- New England Clam Chowder
- Mac & Cheese
- Fried Chicken
- Raw Oysters
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Re: Build Your Own Buffet
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2010, 08:37:19 PM » |
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CFS
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Re: Build Your Own Buffet
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2010, 09:41:39 PM » |
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Is this the gentleman who ruined the buffet at the Harrow Club this morning?
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Re: Build Your Own Buffet
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2010, 08:04:12 AM » |
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Mac and cheese.
Rice. Preferably Rice and gravy.
Fish. Baked and fried.
Country fried steak.
Cheesecake
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Re: Build Your Own Buffet
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2010, 08:23:08 AM » |
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Las Vegas-style:
shrimp cocktail
maguro nigiri sushi
prime rib with horseradish sauce
fried chicken
creamed spinach
bread pudding
cream puff
Fresh Choice-style:
Chinese chicken salad
Caesar salad
beets
tuna tarragon
New England clam chowder
chicken fetuccine soup
soft-serve ice cream
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Re: Build Your Own Buffet
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2010, 09:36:42 AM » |
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cream puff
You and Maddie would get on famously. When we go to the Chinese buffet that's all she wants to eat. |
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Re: Build Your Own Buffet
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2010, 09:43:22 AM » |
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Las Vegas-style:
cream puff
In Key West that would take on a whole different meaning. |
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Re: Build Your Own Buffet
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2010, 05:46:22 PM » |
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"what 5 items are you pretty much guaranteed to get at any given buffet?"
*some form of herpes simplex
*salmonella
*cooties
*snot
*a fat bloke who has to have one of everything
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Re: Build Your Own Buffet
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2010, 05:30:12 PM » |
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