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OMFG!!!!!!!
« on: April 04, 2010, 03:57:12 PM »

My first Earth quake.

Holy *feces*.
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2010, 04:01:57 PM »

There was a 6.9 that happened in Mehico.

And a little bitty one a bit closer to you.
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2010, 04:03:27 PM »

Based on the time, I think you felt the little one.
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2010, 04:12:58 PM »

Based on the time, I think you felt the little one.

So I'm out at the pool.  (insert shrinkage joke here)  I walk back to the homestead (4 doors down) to pee (I know) and cook a heater.

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Out yesterday for some beer (and golf got in the way) with a buddy from work.  Bud Light and the subsequent Jameson Irish Whiskey.....Man.  So I'm all hanged over.  Hair of the dog and all that, etc. and so forth.

Anyhoo. I'm sitting there and I start to feel myself swaying.  I think, "WTF?  I've only had three beers."  I stand up and take a few steps and the feeling doesn't go away.   Shocked

Now I'm thinking "*feces*!  This is it.  This is what it feels like.  Stroke, heart attack.....Elizabeth!!!"

Next thing I know the one room mate comes out and says "Feel it?"  Feel it?  What?.... Death?  She says this is an Earthquake.

Phewww.......

Weird wild stuff.
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2010, 04:41:37 PM »

LOL

Oh, and female roommate, eh?

Pool. Bikini. iPhone. "Additional Options..."
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2010, 04:51:17 PM »

LOL

Oh, and female roommate, eh?

Pool. Bikini. iPhone. "Additional Options..."

Well, they're in the over 65 set. So a GGILF Kind of vibe I guess, but if you want so
e iphone upskirts I'll see what I can do. Grin
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2010, 04:59:54 PM »

damn.  glad you're ok.  Thumbs Up

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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2010, 06:35:23 PM »

damn.  glad you're ok.  Thumbs Up



LOL Thanks.  Funny thing is she says we should be away from the building.  I'm all right with that.  I say "I'll run my ass out to the middle of the golf course."  That get's the attention of the other room mate who points and says "That guy is still playing"

I said Yeah.  You just don't understand golf.
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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2010, 06:43:19 PM »

Oh, I'd be pissed if it happened in the middle of a putt. Grin
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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2010, 06:59:47 PM »

Sounds like a roller as opposed to a popper?

Nice! Welcome to the Left Coast!
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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2010, 07:00:22 PM »

Either I'm drunk or your drunk because all of your posts are like:
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Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.
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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2010, 07:04:27 PM »

haha! welcome to California.  water splashed out of our pool.
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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2010, 07:08:36 PM »

If the house is a rockin'......
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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2010, 07:29:55 PM »

Either I'm drunk or your drunk because all of your posts are like:
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Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.


Pffffthhh  I'm always drunk.
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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2010, 07:51:12 PM »

Either I'm drunk or your drunk because all of your posts are like:
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Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.


Pffffthhh  I'm always drunk.

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