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The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« on: January 03, 2007, 12:58:29 PM » |
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From the Illogical Golf Blog: http://www.golflogic.ca/g...the-2007-anti-resolution/Here is my 2007 list of bad habits I plan on re-enforcing:
1. I will play golf often and spend a ridiculous amount of money doing so
2. I will continue to consume large amounts of beer
3. I will continue to consume large amounts of coffee (this is somewhat related to #2)
4. I will stay up till the wee hours of the morning watching whatever I can find on television
5. I will continue to add hot sauce to every meal, despite what my stomach is trying to tell me
6. I will continue to extend an open marriage proposal to Jessica Alba
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Re: The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2007, 03:16:11 PM » |
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1. Enter and win (fairly this time) a jalapeño eating contest
2. Get RSS feed from BritneyWatch.org
3. Publish a bonobo pröñ magazine
4. Get power of attorney and have my father-in-law committed
5. Kick my bonobo pröñ habit
6. Blow out each of my neighbors flood lights using a 12 gauge
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Re: The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2007, 03:34:51 PM » |
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6. Blow out each of my neighbors flood lights using a 12 gauge
monster cable or store brand wire? |
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Re: The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2007, 08:15:15 AM » |
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6. Blow out each of my neighbors flood lights using a 12 gauge
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Re: The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2007, 06:01:29 PM » |
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6. Blow out each of my neighbors flood lights using a 12 gauge
Why a 12 gauge? |
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Re: The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2007, 06:53:43 PM » |
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6. Blow out each of my neighbors flood lights using a 12 gauge
Why a 12 gauge? 11 gauge, 12 gauge. Whatever it takes. |
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Re: The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2007, 06:57:34 PM » |
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6. Blow out each of my neighbors flood lights using a 12 gauge Why a 12 gauge? Because JDerion hasn't yet returned his tire iron. |
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Re: The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2007, 07:02:07 PM » |
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6. Blow out each of my neighbors flood lights using a 12 gauge Why a 12 gauge? Because JDerion hasn't yet returned his tire iron. lol But why not a 10 gauge or a 300 mag or...? |
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Re: The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2007, 09:04:41 PM » |
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6. Blow out each of my neighbors flood lights using a 12 gauge
Why a 12 gauge? 11 gauge, 12 gauge. Whatever it takes. How about 8 gauge?  |
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Re: The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2007, 09:05:11 PM » |
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6. Blow out each of my neighbors flood lights using a 12 gauge Why a 12 gauge? Because JDerion hasn't yet returned his tire iron. lol |
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