Fuzzy
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Re: 2007 Job/Performance Reviews and Goals
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2007, 09:28:47 PM » |
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touchy-feely ..........format. Who does the review? My manager. Who's a dude. So the whole touchy-feely thing gets a little weird. I fear I've said too much already. So you'll be wearing perfume tomorrow, then? Be sure to get your junk. You know, just in case. Front AND back.
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stroh
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Re: 2007 Job/Performance Reviews and Goals
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2007, 09:28:53 PM » |
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Oh, it's the shizzle!
(for junk spraying that is)
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Clive
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Re: 2007 Job/Performance Reviews and Goals
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2007, 09:29:05 PM » |
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For a GOLF forum, there's a whole lot of talk about man-tackle here.
Not that I mind.
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Clive
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Re: 2007 Job/Performance Reviews and Goals
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2007, 09:30:10 PM » |
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Be sure to get your junk. You know, just in case. Front AND back. Dude, you have junk in the back? Who's is it?
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stroh
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Re: 2007 Job/Performance Reviews and Goals
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2007, 09:30:18 PM » |
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That's nasty! Why he wash his in the sink?
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Fuzzy
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Re: 2007 Job/Performance Reviews and Goals
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2007, 09:32:47 PM » |
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Be sure to get your junk. You know, just in case. Front AND back. Dude, you have junk in the back? That's not normal?
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Clive
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Re: 2007 Job/Performance Reviews and Goals
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2007, 09:34:22 PM » |
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Dude, you have junk in the back? That's not normal? It is ... in prison.
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stroh
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Re: 2007 Job/Performance Reviews and Goals
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2007, 09:34:49 PM » |
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Will you please keep you dog, constant!
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Clive
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Re: 2007 Job/Performance Reviews and Goals
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2007, 09:40:18 PM » |
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That's my actual pup. I didn't realize that the avatar loader would accept large images and auto-size them -- I've been banging around in Photoshop, shrinking images to 65x65.
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stroh
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Re: 2007 Job/Performance Reviews and Goals
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2007, 09:51:17 PM » |
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That's my actual pup. I didn't realize that the avatar loader would accept large images and auto-size them -- I've been banging around in Photoshop, shrinking images to 65x65.
Did I remember 2?
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Clive
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Re: 2007 Job/Performance Reviews and Goals
« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2007, 10:02:38 PM » |
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Yes ... there is another.
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Re: 2007 Job/Performance Reviews and Goals
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2007, 03:11:54 AM » |
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they said the oustanding quality of my work is a "priceless" commodity. unfortunately the company isn't in a position to give me the 5% increase that i was promised. then my boss went out and climbed into his company leased 2007 mercedes that he picked up tuesday and went to lunch. sad thing is, if i was to give my notice today, a 10% increase would be easily attained.
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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Re: 2007 Job/Performance Reviews and Goals
« Reply #27 on: January 04, 2007, 06:23:07 AM » |
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Very timely post Clive. I have my review at 1:00pm tomorrow. Good luck with the review, and may your increase exceed the lesser of 3.77% or your wildest dreams.
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Fuzzy
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Re: 2007 Job/Performance Reviews and Goals
« Reply #28 on: January 04, 2007, 06:50:00 AM » |
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I've got my fingers crossed and the Axe applied.
I'm giddy to the point of flatulence*
* copyright Blader Industries 2006
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Re: 2007 Job/Performance Reviews and Goals
« Reply #29 on: January 04, 2007, 07:05:36 AM » |
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I've been so pleased with my performance, that I've taken the initiative and prepared myself a platinum parachute that will make my good colleague formerly at Home Depot, Bob Nardelli, blush with jealousy. http://ir.homedepot.com/R...tail.cfm?ReleaseID=224078Under this agreement, Nardelli will receive consideration currently valued at approximately $210 million (including amounts which have previously been earned or vested).
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