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« on: May 05, 2010, 09:08:03 PM »

*fudge*in' bull*feces*.  Piss on all those *fudge*ers anyway.  Bunch of *fudge*in' prick ass piece of *feces* *fudge*ers . 

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Dear michael, Thank you for submitting your resume to ev3 for consideration. We're fortunate to have had many qualified candidates apply to the Manager, Physician Education & Development position. We have reviewed your qualifications, and after careful consideration, determined that the credentials of other candidates may better fit our needs at this time. Please accept our best wishes, and thank you for your interest in ev3. Cordially, Human Resources ev3 - Your endovascular company


This is *fudge*in' bull*feces*.  I would love to see a resume that outclasses mine(the one gleek made for me) in respect to this position.

Other than a *goshdarn* radiologist!!!!!     I scrubbed on the first aortic endo graft stent placed in Minnesota, at The U.  I helped build the *goshdarn* thing.


That's it.  I'm in Cali.    And you know what?  I like it.  Suck it MN bitches.


*fiddlesticks* off.

I'm going to go drink.
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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2010, 09:11:50 PM »

Have one for me...
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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2010, 09:14:21 PM »

Have one for me...

I will Mate.  One of those big ass tall Aussie oil can beers.
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« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2010, 09:16:19 PM »

I'm confused Undecided Undecided(whats new).

I thought that you had a job in Palm Springs.
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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2010, 09:19:51 PM »

I'm confused Undecided Undecided(whats new).

I thought that you had a job in Palm Springs.

I do.  I was trying to go back home.

I just need to accept that my job and my new home is here now.

Hopefully the House will vote down the newest bill on a Vikes stadium deal, then my wife, daughter, and Teh Queens and I can all be together out here.
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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2010, 09:23:58 PM »

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Other than a *goshdarn* radiologist!!!!!     I scrubbed on the first aortic endo graft stent placed in Minnesota, at The U.  I helped build the *goshdarn* thing.

I don't know WTF that means, but was it on the resume? It sounds kind of impressive, so you need to put it on there if it's not there already.

Oh, and this position sounds like a management position, so you need to highlight some "management-like" functions that you might have performed if you've never had the word "manager" in your title--even if it's a little as instructing the janitor where to sweep the floor. "Oversaw the upkeep of the facilities to maintain efficient operation of the MRI equipment."

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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2010, 09:26:13 PM »

It must be hard for you all.


I am not even going to ask "What the hell has the house, and Vikes stadium deal got to do with them moving" Huh? Huh? Grin
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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2010, 09:28:58 PM »

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Other than a *goshdarn* radiologist!!!!!     I scrubbed on the first aortic endo graft stent placed in Minnesota, at The U.  I helped build the *goshdarn* thing.

I don't know WTF that means, but was it on the resume? It sounds kind of impressive, so you need to put it on there if it's not there already.

Oh, and this position sounds like a management position, so you need to highlight some "management-like" functions that you might have performed if you've never had the word "manager" in your title--even if it's a little as instructing the janitor where to sweep the floor. "Oversaw the upkeep of the facilities to maintain efficient operation of the MRI equipment."



Agreed. 

Fairness in Conversation Act:  It was all in the cover letter explaining why I was interested in the position, my qualifications, and my background.

Plus a couple of other special little "Tell us about you dealie boxes and chat type windows" on the application page.

I wasn't not qualified, and they were not, not informed, they were just not interested.   Sad
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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2010, 09:30:43 PM »

hmmm, here's an example of the type of crap I see most days:

hi i have been freferred by a client of yours and are after a quotation for car insurence , business unsurence and also tool insurence also jet ski insurence if u are able to i would like to roll it all into one AS i have extremly good feed bak from several of ur clients i need to be contacted asap as i need to do something straightaway' kind regards
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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2010, 09:33:20 PM »

It must be hard for you all.


I am not even going to ask "What the hell has the house, and Vikes stadium deal got to do with them moving" Huh? Huh? Grin

It's hard being away from the girls.  Getting tougher every day.


LOL  MN is trying to decide to vote if the taxpayers should buy/build the Vikings a new stadium.  So far it seems that people in Minnesota do not want this to happen.  They love the team but don't want to pay for a stadium.  Right now it is up to the government to decide.

Popular opinion has it that if Minnesota will not, the owner will move the team to California.
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« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2010, 09:35:18 PM »

hmmm, here's an example of the type of crap I see most days:

hi i have been freferred by a client of yours and are after a quotation for car insurence , business unsurence and also tool insurence also jet ski insurence if u are able to i would like to roll it all into one AS i have extremly good feed bak from several of ur clients i need to be contacted asap as i need to do something straightaway' kind regards

What's the problem?

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« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2010, 09:39:59 PM »



..........the word "manager" in your title--even if it's a little as instructing the janitor where to sweep the floor. "Oversaw the upkeep of the facilities to maintain efficient operation of the MRI equipment."



Took a second look at this.  Brilliant.

Thank you.
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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2010, 10:29:27 PM »


*fiddlesticks* off.

I'm going to go drink.



Have one for me...


So I jump in my truck and tear off to the local watering hole (Applebee's, little more than a block away.  Well, Desert block way to far to walk)  siddle up to the bar and get a tall beer.

Next thing I know 2 guys come in and sit down next to the guy sitting next to me.  They apparently know each other and start to converse.  I can't help but overhear. 

"Yeah man, they left here and are headed down there." 

"What??!!  Are they crazy ?!!" 

 "Yeah I know man they are every where tonight."

"Oh not just that, man they have like 35 check points set up thru-out the city.  Dude."

'Qué' ?

Then it hits me.  It seems the fifth day in May holds some significance.

*fiddlesticks*! More *feces* I don't need.

"Check Please."  "What?  You're leaving?  One beer?"

"Yeah."

I've got Bud Light and Lay's® Sour Cream and Onion potato(e) chips at home.
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« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2010, 03:45:34 AM »

Looks like it's time for a road trip.

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« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2010, 05:00:00 AM »

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Oh not just that, man they have like 35 check points set up thru-out the city


That *feces* is illegal up here. Don't miss 'em at all!
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