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The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« on: January 03, 2007, 12:58:29 PM »


From the Illogical Golf Blog:
http://www.golflogic.ca/g...the-2007-anti-resolution/
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Here is my 2007 list of bad habits I plan on re-enforcing:

   1. I will play golf often and spend a ridiculous amount of money doing so
   2. I will continue to consume large amounts of beer
   3. I will continue to consume large amounts of coffee (this is somewhat related to #2)
   4. I will stay up till the wee hours of the morning watching whatever I can find on television
   5. I will continue to add hot sauce to every meal, despite what my stomach is trying to tell me
   6. I will continue to extend an open marriage proposal to Jessica Alba

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Re: The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2007, 03:16:11 PM »

1.  Enter and win (fairly this time) a jalape˝o eating contest
2.  Get RSS feed from BritneyWatch.org
3.  Publish a bonobo pr÷˝ magazine
4.  Get power of attorney and have my father-in-law committed
5.  Kick my bonobo pr÷˝ habit
6.  Blow out each of my neighbors flood lights using a 12 gauge
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Re: The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2007, 03:34:51 PM »


6.  Blow out each of my neighbors flood lights using a 12 gauge


monster cable or store brand  wire?
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Re: The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2007, 08:15:15 AM »

6.  Blow out each of my neighbors flood lights using a 12 gauge

lol Cheesy
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Re: The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2007, 06:01:29 PM »

6.  Blow out each of my neighbors flood lights using a 12 gauge

Why a 12 gauge?
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Re: The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2007, 06:53:43 PM »

6.  Blow out each of my neighbors flood lights using a 12 gauge

Why a 12 gauge?

11 gauge, 12 gauge. Whatever it takes.
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Re: The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2007, 06:57:34 PM »

6.  Blow out each of my neighbors flood lights using a 12 gauge
Why a 12 gauge?
Because JDerion hasn't yet returned his tire iron.
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Re: The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2007, 07:02:07 PM »

6.  Blow out each of my neighbors flood lights using a 12 gauge
Why a 12 gauge?
Because JDerion hasn't yet returned his tire iron.

lol

But why not a 10 gauge or a 300 mag or...?
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Re: The 2007 Anti-Resolution
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2007, 09:04:41 PM »

6.  Blow out each of my neighbors flood lights using a 12 gauge

Why a 12 gauge?

11 gauge, 12 gauge. Whatever it takes.

How about 8 gauge? Cool Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2007, 09:05:11 PM »

6.  Blow out each of my neighbors flood lights using a 12 gauge
Why a 12 gauge?
Because JDerion hasn't yet returned his tire iron.

lol Cheesy
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