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Holy *fudge*!! v."5.9"
« on: July 07, 2010, 05:52:30 PM »

This time I was sitting at Applebee's.   Cool   Drinking  But this one, the epicenter was only 20 some miles away.   Shocked

Remember that Seinfeld episode where George pushes the girl out of the the way and pushes down the old lady to escape when there's a fire?    Anonymous

Just kidding, but it was intense.

I can't wait 'til Karen comes out here and hopefuly we can get the  Air quotes timing right  Air quotes to feel the Earth move.   Naughty Hump

Deuce:  I tried brother.  I tried.  Afterwards, the bartender said "Is everyone ok?"  I said yeah I'm fine, but that quake drained my entire beer.  And it was full.  Can you do something about that?

Apparently I'm not the first one to try it.
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Re: Holy *fudge*!! v."5.9"
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2010, 06:45:55 PM »

 Shocked

Anything fall off the shelf?
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Re: Holy *fudge*!! v."5.9"
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2010, 07:20:56 PM »


Deuce:  I tried brother.  I tried.  Afterwards, the bartender said "Is everyone ok?"  I said yeah I'm fine, but that quake drained my entire beer.  And it was full.  Can you do something about that?

Apparently I'm not the first one to try it.
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Hmmm.

I think for future reference you may need to make it clearer that you are in fact not a "local".

For example, from previous experience, I never actually met any women in California who were born raised there and had small *funbags*.

All the women I met who had small *funbags* were from out of town....

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Re: Holy *fudge*!! v."5.9"
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2010, 07:25:31 PM »

Shocked

Anything fall off the shelf?

Yeah, actually.  One glass.  And a couple of the bottles were dangerously close.  So.....I guess:  Ppfftthhh  *fudge*in' wussie quake.  I think the building was on shocks though so, what do I know?



Deuce:  I tried brother.  I tried.  Afterwards, the bartender said "Is everyone ok?"  I said yeah I'm fine, but that quake drained my entire beer.  And it was full.  Can you do something about that?

Apparently I'm not the first one to try it.
 Grin

Hmmm.

I think for future reference you may need to make it clearer that you are in fact not a "local".

For example, from previous experience, I never actually met any women in California who were born raised there and had small *funbags*.

All the women I met who had small *funbags* were from out of town....



Good point.  Noted.  This chick behind the bar;  Well.  I'll say if she had infants, they weren't worried about where lunch was coming from.   Thumbs Up

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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2010, 08:37:24 PM »

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