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His Name Was Umlaut Strohson [Don't Make Fun of My Drink Edition]

 
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His Name Was Umlaut Strohson [Don't Make Fun of My Drink Edition]
« on: July 23, 2010, 10:11:06 AM »



Vodka bottle's look spurs insults, gunfire at West Side party
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An uninvited guest at a West Side party shot a man in the lower abdomen after partygoers ridiculed his choice of beverage early Sunday, police said.
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Police said the man brought a bottle of Nuvo, a sparkling vodka, which other guests made fun of, saying the “bottle looked like a lipstick cap, indicating that (he) is or was a homo****ual, which made (him) upset,” according to an incident report.

He left the party and returned with a pistol, police said, which he fired into the air and then at guests in the backyard. Collins was struck, and a man with him threw Collins over a fence to avoid being injured further. The shooter then reportedly struck Collins' friend in the head with the pistol and continued to shoot at the home as he ran away.



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Re: His Name Was Umlaut Strohson [Don't Make Fun of My Drink Edition]
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2010, 05:46:08 PM »

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Re: His Name Was Umlaut Strohson [Don't Make Fun of My Drink Edition]
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2010, 07:08:40 PM »

What a *humid grotto*
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Re: His Name Was Umlaut Strohson [Don't Make Fun of My Drink Edition]
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2010, 09:01:43 PM »

Anybody who takes that much offens(c)e to being called gay is most likely a gay person of the self-loathing variety.
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Re: His Name Was Umlaut Strohson [Don't Make Fun of My Drink Edition]
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2010, 09:02:08 PM »

LOL That they made fun of him.

Oh, that's funny.  You brought bitch booze. 

Sad he shot at people.

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Re: His Name Was Umlaut Strohson [Don't Make Fun of My Drink Edition]
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2010, 09:32:53 PM »

LOL That they made fun of him.

Well, he probably drove there in a Mini Cooper or Mazda Miata, so...
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Re: His Name Was Umlaut Strohson [Don't Make Fun of My Drink Edition]
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2010, 09:44:01 PM »

It's funny.

When I read that story it instantly took me back to High School. 
The way the story hit me (different than the actual story, and I agree it looks like lipstick  Grin) When we would throw together a party everybody would bring something.  One guy brings Jack.  Another Beam.  Some dude hustles an entire case of beer, and inevitably so poor dude shows up with Peach Schnapps.  LOL  It was never about his orientation, but more of "Seriously?  That's all you got?  Chick booze?"  AH *feces*.  Those were the days.
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Re: His Name Was Umlaut Strohson [Don't Make Fun of My Drink Edition]
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2010, 09:53:10 PM »

Don't forget about the dude who brought the Bartles and Jaymes.
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Re: His Name Was Umlaut Strohson [Don't Make Fun of My Drink Edition]
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2010, 10:01:22 PM »

Don't forget about the dude who brought the Bartles and Jaymes.

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