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As accurate as anything else I've read...
« on: September 08, 2010, 05:24:43 PM »

http://www.theonion.com/a...team-guide,18023/?slide=8

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Seattle Seahawks

Strength: Reports from coach's office indicate Pete Carroll is a complete football genius

Weakness: Team is in their 10th year of humoring quarterback and Make-A-Wish cancer patient Matt Hasselbeck

Yup, 'bout sums that up. And I don't think Whitehurst will get or deserve anything more than fill in time.

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Re: As accurate as anything else I've read...
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2010, 07:47:15 PM »

lmao!

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Dallas Cowboys

    * Strength: Yes, there are positives, but reading them will only make you angry and listing them will only make us angry
    * Weakness: Other than being the most infuriating, knuckle-whitening, I-want-to-throw-a-brick-through-my-television-set-when-I-watch-them team in the league, are a little weak at free safety
    * Intangibles: *fudge* the Dallas Cowboys and every *goshdarn* thing they stand for; special teams
    * Biggest Question: Can they finally get over the hump and get back to the Super Bowl, and do they know how much that would depress the entire U.S. populace?

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