This business is getting out of control.

It will get out of control, and people will be lucky to live through it...

So I'm playing gawf with some of the regulars across the street, and it's crowded. 7 and 8 are back to back par 3's, so there's 3 groups waiting. We're standing there next up, and this lady and her husband pull up. I'm smoking a cigarette. (You can see where this goes) She asks me to put it out (politely) and I (just as politely) say 'No, but I'll move' and we start to go around a little. The husband starts in, and then one of the guys in my foursome says:

'Jim, Jim!'

to which I respond:

WHAT?!

'Can I get one of those?'

ROFL!

Maybe you had to be there.