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Husband store
« on: January 10, 2007, 02:51:18 PM »

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose
any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but
you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

Nice, but she decides to keep going.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

Even better, but she still thinks she'd like to see what's on the next floor.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and
are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead good looking and help with the
housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly
stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign
reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and
have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the
sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are
no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!


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Re: Husband store
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2007, 11:02:49 PM »

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Re: Husband store
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2007, 02:09:19 AM »

Maybe that loving the Lord thing was the kicker?

Not everyone likes Michael Flatley.

In that way.
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Re: Husband store
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2007, 07:15:59 AM »

Maybe that loving the Lord thing was the kicker?

Not everyone likes Michael Flatley.

In that way.

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