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Re: I dropped a bomb in FGI
« Reply #75 on: January 17, 2007, 05:49:58 PM »

I know that, I'm talking about coming over here today to see what was said about his azz.

He already saw the thread this morning.

He posts here under a different name and is behaving nicely and playing well with others.

Over on Figs he had made reference to the bomb/firecracker, blader going over to 'help'.

It's deleted now.

Oh, he also suggested to go back over to hell, meaning here.

Which is nice.

Missed that one, who was it directed to Blader or me?
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Re: I dropped a bomb in FGI
« Reply #76 on: January 17, 2007, 06:49:57 PM »

I would say both. 

Or more.

Not sure though.

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Re: I dropped a bomb in FGI
« Reply #77 on: January 18, 2007, 06:21:58 AM »

I know that, I'm talking about coming over here today to see what was said about his azz.

He already saw the thread this morning.

He posts here under a different name and is behaving nicely and playing well with others.

Over on Figs he had made reference to the bomb/firecracker, blader going over to 'help'.

It's deleted now.

Oh, he also suggested to go back over to hell, meaning here.

Which is nice.

Missed that one, who was it directed to Blader or me?

I'd be careful, Teed,..you received a very public threat of a threat of a libel lawsuit, whereas, offline, he has not only unilaterally cut off diplomatic relations, he has threatened to threaten me with, what I can only infer as, mortal bodily harm.

This and his subsequent actions have forced me to elevate my terrorist threat warning to purple, which initiates a set protocol that compels me to place my pee pee in 24 hr protective custody until such time the threat diminishes.



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Re: I dropped a bomb in FGI
« Reply #78 on: January 18, 2007, 01:47:40 PM »

Blader's pee pee's 24 hours a day guards!!!!!!


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Re: I dropped a bomb in FGI
« Reply #79 on: January 18, 2007, 02:18:32 PM »

Blader's pee pee's 24 hours a day guards!!!!!!

Although I understand and appreciate your interest, I wish you'd understand it's pretty weird knowing so many redheads out on the internets are so interested in my pee pee....especially when one of them is a guy as volatile as you know who Shocked

[true story]
Which reminds me of the last time in my life anyone took such an interest in my pee pee, or at least described it as such.

I was in college and hitchhiking out to the western US for a little wilderness adventure (see Chapts 7 and 8 in the first volume of my abridged autobiography trilogy).  After a long wait into the middle of the night, so long I started thinking about finding the nearest Greyhound bus terminal, a car finally stopped for me on the outskirts of Kansas City.  It was one of those rides where you jump in the car, look at the driver, and instantly regret it, while simultaneously grabbing a firm grip on the door handle. 

After a few miles down the road of mostly chit chat that was only a prelude to the inevitable, he finally got up enough nerve and and blurted out, "Can I ask you a personal question?"

I'm thinking, "oh, boy, here it comes."

Then he popped the question, "Can I touch your pee pee?"

Disgusted
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Re: I dropped a bomb in FGI
« Reply #80 on: January 18, 2007, 02:26:30 PM »

Do you two still keep in touch?
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Re: I dropped a bomb in FGI
« Reply #81 on: January 18, 2007, 02:36:56 PM »

Do you two still keep in touch?

LOL!!!  Wow, I didn't see that one coming!!!
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Re: I dropped a bomb in FGI
« Reply #82 on: January 18, 2007, 02:49:13 PM »

Do you two still keep in touch?

LOL!!!  Wow, I didn't see that one coming!!!

Then I shouldn't swing at that "coming" grapefruit?
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Re: I dropped a bomb in FGI
« Reply #83 on: January 18, 2007, 02:57:44 PM »

Do you two still keep in touch?

LOL!!!  Wow, I didn't see that one coming!!!

Then I shouldn't swing at that "coming" grapefruit?

Wow!!!  Another great one!!!  My sides!!! Oh, my sides!!! 
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Re: I dropped a bomb in FGI
« Reply #84 on: January 18, 2007, 03:02:40 PM »

I was wondering what all this and that was about.

Clear as mud.
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Re: I dropped a bomb in FGI
« Reply #85 on: January 19, 2007, 02:45:22 AM »

So what HAPPENED after he said that?Huh?Huh??? Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Re: I dropped a bomb in FGI
« Reply #86 on: January 19, 2007, 06:24:47 AM »

The dude was a bit of a flabby, effeminate runt, and we both knew there wasn't going to be much of a contest. 

The burst of adrenaline his plea provoked in me was enough to top off my androgen-primed sebaceous glands, so I sprayed him with some pretty heavy "Get your mind off my *goshdarn* pee pee or I'll beat the *feces* out of you" karma while ordering him to pull over and stop the *goshdarn* car. 

As he did this, he started into some bizzaro self-abusive stammer, trying to defend himself.  Something about uncontrollable urges and yet how guys who are fascinated with other guys pee pee's are misunderstood by the guys who's pee pee's fascinate them.  I don't know what he was getting at.  His logic kind of escaped me at the time. 

And then I got the hell out of his rusting, decrepit seduction-mobile wondering how many times he forces himself to go through this pathetic display for every time he hits the jackpot ....in the middle of the night in the middle of a city that is in the middle of absolutely nowhere.

Until the other day, that has been my only other experience with a guy who, briefly, allowed himself to become fascinated with my pee pee.

Dyno asks, "What's up with porkchops signature?" 

I don't know, but this experience makes me wonder if its a syndrome shared with the Kansas City predator. 
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Re: I dropped a bomb in FGI
« Reply #87 on: January 19, 2007, 07:05:46 AM »

So, just a hand job then?
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Re: I dropped a bomb in FGI
« Reply #88 on: January 19, 2007, 08:08:44 AM »

So, just a hand job then?

I don't know what he did to himself after I got out of the car. 

It's possible.  Who really knows the mind of a pee pee obsessed pervert?
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Re: I dropped a bomb in FGI
« Reply #89 on: January 19, 2007, 08:21:32 AM »

This thread has drastically changed directions! 
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