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Re: I'll take a turn in front of the Senate panel
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2007, 04:27:16 PM » |
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How cold is it right now in Chaska?  It was about 25 F today, I think. Didn't really get outside. We've had a pretty mild winter. |
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"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose."
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Re: I'll take a turn in front of the Senate panel
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2007, 04:59:35 PM » |
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You have to kill Bambi, which option would you choose?
A: Smash his stupid cute face in with a toffee hammer.
B: Tell him stories about orphaned human children until his little heart can't take any more and gives out.
C: Cook him and eat him alive, keeping him conscious as long as possible, for 3 weeks, probably.
Choose wisely.
Now this is more like it. Excellent question and C is very close to the right answer! It’s odd that you’ve recognized my innate hatred of the common American Whitetail and while your choices are intriguing my preferred method is part of the ritualistic “Bambi Days” festival in my hometown. After capturing Bambi in a special trap we utilize the Redneck Slingshot you posted video of earlier today. http://www.golfhos.com/topic-1801.htmlI really believe Bambi enjoys his ride to the top of the high power lines that quickly shock him into submission. Probably doesn't enjoy the shock now that I think about it.  After 13-14 beers we bring Bambi down for the local parade of deer. A time honored occasion enjoyed by young and old alike.  After the parade it’s time to eat. The last thing Bambi sees is his still beating heart before his eyes. Below is a picture of my Uncle Leroy doing the deed. Only senior members of the "family" are allowed to perform this task.  Lastly, the boys start preparing the traditional “Bambi Jambalaya” feast. Mmmmmmmmmm……….  |
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"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose."
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Re: I'll take a turn in front of the Senate panel
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2007, 05:02:32 PM » |
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ROFLMAO!! That's a great post.
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Re: I'll take a turn in front of the Senate panel
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2007, 05:04:07 PM » |
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Re: I'll take a turn in front of the Senate panel
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2007, 05:34:53 PM » |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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Re: I'll take a turn in front of the Senate panel
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2007, 05:42:05 PM » |
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Bambi is best marinated lightly and grilled.  |
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Fuzzy
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Re: I'll take a turn in front of the Senate panel
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2007, 05:53:20 PM » |
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Maybe. But do you have a question of me? |
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"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose."
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Re: I'll take a turn in front of the Senate panel
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2007, 07:11:36 PM » |
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Steak or sausage?
12, 22, 308, or bow and arrow?
Tree or ground?
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Re: I'll take a turn in front of the Senate panel
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2007, 07:20:33 PM » |
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Steak or sausage?
12, 22, 308, or bow and arrow?
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I'm assuming this refers to a previous post Sausage usually Don't hunt anymore but when I was younger...12 Both..more often Tree |
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Re: I'll take a turn in front of the Senate panel
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2007, 07:25:29 PM » |
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Stake or painted line?
12*, 11*, 10*, or fairway wood?
Trees or water hazard?
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Re: I'll take a turn in front of the Senate panel
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2007, 07:25:37 PM » |
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Steak or sausage?
12, 22, 308, or bow and arrow?
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I'm assuming this refers to a previous post Sausage usually Don't hunt anymore but when I was younger...12 Both..more often Tree I love good sausage. Wait....after that comment I need to quote stroh. |
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Re: I'll take a turn in front of the Senate panel
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2007, 07:26:53 PM » |
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I love good sausage.
Wait....after that comment I need to quote stroh. Sounds like you're already channeling him. |
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« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2007, 07:29:07 PM » |
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Stake or painted line?
12*, 11*, 10*, or fairway wood?
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Stake 10* Trees |
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stroh
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Re: I'll take a turn in front of the Senate panel
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2007, 07:29:09 PM » |
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Hey, I never said anything about taking 12 of sausage in the trees.
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Re: I'll take a turn in front of the Senate panel
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2007, 07:32:59 PM » |
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Married?
Kid(s)?
When you were in ninth or tenth grade, what did you want to do for a living?
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