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One use of grapeseed oil you probably haven't tried

 
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One use of grapeseed oil you probably haven't tried
« on: January 30, 2007, 08:08:13 AM »

http://www.cnn.com/2007/U...0/naked.guy.ap/index.html

WESTERVILLE, Ohio (AP) -- A high school lunch period was disrupted Monday by a greased, naked student who ran around screaming and flailing his arms until police twice used a stun gun on him, authorities said.

Taylor Killian, 18, had rubbed his body with grapeseed oil to keep from being caught, and got up after the first time he was shocked to continue running toward a group of frightened students huddled in a corner at Westerville North High School, Lt. Jeff Gaylor said.

"That prank went a little farther than he intended, I guess," Gaylor said


I nominate Lt. Gaylor's quote as the early leader in my "ya think?" quote of the year contest.

On a side note, I have always preferred a petroleum based lubricant for avoiding capture. But that's just me.
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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2007, 08:13:39 AM »

On a side note, I have always preferred a petroleum based lubricant for hemroidal rapture. But that's just me.

Wow, sometimes you just gotta read a touch slower.   Eek

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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2007, 08:15:40 AM »

On a side note, I have always preferred a petroleum based lubricant for hemroidal rapture. But that's just me.

Wow, sometimes you just gotta read a touch slower.   Eek

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I need a another coffee. It took me reading your post twice to get it.

Then I chuckled. Standing up.

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Re: One use of grapeseed oil you probably haven't tried
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2007, 09:25:35 AM »

Guess grapeseed oil conducts electricity pretty good!
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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2007, 04:33:15 PM »

Guess grapeseed oil conducts electricity pretty good!

Guess so. Shocked
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« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2007, 07:16:44 PM »

I prefer a capsaicin balm.  Warms the cockles.
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