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"the sphincter failed to open"

 
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"the sphincter failed to open"
« on: January 30, 2007, 02:52:15 PM »

http://www.croydonguardia...5.0.proving_his_point.php
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Re: "the sphincter failed to open"
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2007, 02:57:21 PM »

My problem is usually the opposite.
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Re: "the sphincter failed to open"
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2007, 03:00:07 PM »

enzyte bob will do that to ya
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Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century.
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Re: "the sphincter failed to open"
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2007, 06:11:02 PM »

I've heard Clive can really "swallow a sword."
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Re: "the sphincter failed to open"
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2007, 07:23:01 PM »

It's all in controlling the gag reflex.


So I ... uh, hear.
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Re: "the sphincter failed to open"
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2007, 09:45:38 PM »

A buddy of mine was riding his bike, pedaling, cross country.  His sphincter muscle tore 5", 600 miles into the trip.

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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