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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2007, 03:23:18 PM »


I would look absolutely beautiful on tv
I would think this would not be much of a stretch.  Grin
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2007, 04:15:40 PM »

Well, since my usual options are not available, I'd probably do a lot of traveling and adventurous activities.
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2007, 11:17:51 PM »

I've carelessly used Nick Faldo as a love toy and he's only good for about 30 hours.

That's why his caddie left him.  A Fanny needs more.
Okay, I will just have him for the 30 hours!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin

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I'm guessing that last bit didn't translate into Aussie.  I'll have to wait for TFT.   Wink

Just because you know I can last the full 48, right, right?

I think the Oz peeps have the same meaning for fanny as 'we' do.

It's the yanks that think it means rear instead of front....

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« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2007, 02:38:34 AM »

I've carelessly used Nick Faldo as a love toy and he's only good for about 30 hours.

That's why his caddie left him.  A Fanny needs more.
Okay, I will just have him for the 30 hours!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin

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I'm guessing that last bit didn't translate into Aussie.  I'll have to wait for TFT.   Wink

Just because you know I can last the full 48, right, right?

I think the Oz peeps have the same meaning for fanny as 'we' do.

It's the yanks that think it means rear instead of front....

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TFT, I thought you were a yank!!!!!!
Where are you from?Huh?Huh???
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2007, 07:27:36 AM »


TFT, I thought you were a yank!!!!!!
Where are you from?Huh?Huh???

Oh, he's as figgy pudding as they come.  Grin

What's really funny, however, is he lives Oklahoma!  Ha! Okla- foogin'-homa!

Can you imagine him at T.G.I.Fridays?
He'd be all like "Hey, luv!  Bring us a pint, then"
And she'd be all like " Look, shoog, I ain't got time for you to play funny talkin' games."
And then he's all like "What's all this then? Just an Ale, and the clicker to tune the Manchester match."
And shes totally like " Hun, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.  You've clearly had enough."

Oh, good times, good times.  He's been in the jug enough times, however, so I'm sure he's in cozy with the local billy clubbers.
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2007, 07:29:39 AM »

TFT is from a pile of garish laundry.
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« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2007, 08:02:54 AM »

Oh, he's a figgy pudding as they come.  Grin

What's really funny, however, is he lives Oklahoma!  Ha! Okla- foogin'-homa!

Can you imagine him at T.G.I.Fridays?
He'd be all like "Hey, luv!  Bring us a pint, then"
And she'd be all like " Look, shoog, I ain't got time for you to play funny talkin' games."
And then he's all like "What's all this then? Just an Ale, and the clicker to tune the Manchester match."
And shes totally like " Hun, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.  You've clearly had enough."

Oh, good times, good times.  He's been in the jug enough times, however, so I'm sure he's in cozy with the local billy clubbers.

It's more like "Wow, I love your accent." 

"I could listen to you speak all day." 

"Say something to my friend."   

"Are you Australian?"

Unfortunately, I'm not kidding.


My local bouncers know me by name because I beat them all up one night or I stand with them while I wait for a taxi.  One of those.

They also remember me because I'm the only one that orders a taxi.  Everyone else in the bar seems to think they drive better when they can see twice what they saw driving in.


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« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2007, 08:07:30 AM »

LOL, so it's the taxi dude that dumps your ass head long into your mailbox? Grin
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2007, 08:08:46 AM »

I would attempt the most daring and incredible stunt ever conceived. It might be something along the lines of getting shot from a cannon, catching the wing of an airplane in mid-flight, cruising to 17,000 feet, skydiving from the wing of the plane and onto a motorcycle that is balanced on a tightrope over the grand canyon, driving the bike off the rope and into town where I rob the nearest bank without ever getting off the bike or stopping, speeding out of down before attempting to jump the bike over 200 school buses that are filled with TNT, all the while throwing the money from my bank haul to my fans in mid-air. I'd videotape the whole thing! Now, of course I'd die while doing this stunt, but at least I'd die knowing I would go down as the number one video in youtube history.
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2007, 08:11:34 AM »

That's pretty cool, but I see you having a tough time knocking off a fat white suburban kid doing the numa dance with light saber effexts added, to take the top spot.
It just is what it is.
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« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2007, 08:19:57 AM »

That's pretty cool, but I see you having a tough time knocking off a fat white suburban kid doing the numa dance with light saber effexts added, to take the top spot.
It just is what it is.
Maybe if I include him in the stunt?
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« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2007, 08:24:20 AM »

I asked my wife this and she said in the last hour or so she would go skydiving. I kind of got a kick out of this thinking how the conversation would go.

"I want to jump out of a plane"
"Ok, well there is a 4 hour class you need to take first."
"F... that I got 1 hour to live, lets time it so I don't have to worry about landing."
"But..there are rules..."
"F... that, there are no rules, I will be dead in an hour whether I jump or not, lets freak out some poor smuck on the Freeway"
"But sir..."
"No buts, get me on the F'n plane and let the jump. It's not like I'm going to sue you. I'll be dead."
"But..."
"Fine I'll just jump out of the f'n tower, jackass"
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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2007, 08:25:55 AM »

LOL, so it's the taxi dude that dumps your ass head long into your mailbox? Grin

That particular evening involved a barmaid that got me extra drunk on free stuff, for some of the reasons mentioned above.

I got a lift home from her and a friend and it was her that let me out of the car on the road.

Even though I don't get that sloshed usually I am now careful to request late night chauffeurs to deposit me on the drive, beyond that pesky and violent mailbox.

Life is a lesson.

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Re: If you only had 48 hours to live and!!!
« Reply #29 on: November 22, 2007, 02:46:26 PM »

BUMP!!!!

I was just searching around golfhos, and was reading this thread again.
Its pretty funny, I thought you guys would get a laugh out of it again.

What has happend to TFT!!
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