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Re: My daughter is going to drive me to drink (more)
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2007, 05:35:46 PM »

Quote from: Seamus McDuff link=topic=1977.msg25570#msg25570
What was that classic Christmas movie where the kid was stuck to the flag pole.

A Christmas Story?
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« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2007, 05:40:50 PM »

Oh No!!!!!!
Poor little thing! Kids will be kids! Smiley
I remember when my brother was about four or five, he fell of the arm of the loungeroom chair, and bit right through his tounge!!!!!
The doctors stitched it up, without numbing it, or giving him anything for the pain, nothing!!!!
When my oldest daughter was just learning to walk, she was taking those awkward baby steps around a coffee table and BAM! she fell and hit her chin and bit right through her tongue, but it was just barely hanging there, maybe half the tongue, anyway, rushed her to the emergency room and right into surgery, they put her in one of those papoose slings so her arms were snug, I actually had to hold her head while the doc sewed her up.

It slowed her down a bit, but she got back on the bike.

It's a funny story now, scary as hell when it happens though.
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« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2007, 05:41:31 PM »

Quote from: Seamus McDuff link=topic=1977.msg25570#msg25570
What was that classic Christmas movie where the kid was stuck to the flag pole.
A Christmas Story?
Yeah that's it! Thanks Eagle  Grin
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« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2007, 05:47:09 PM »

Thay futh. Ith her tongue thwollen? Theems like it would theriously thwell up after thomething like that. I hop the's otay.
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« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2007, 05:48:35 PM »

Quote from: Seamus McDuff link=topic=1977.msg25570#msg25570
What was that classic Christmas movie where the kid was stuck to the flag pole.
A Christmas Story?
Yeah that's it! Thanks Eagle  Grin

You're welcome. Cool
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« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2007, 06:04:33 PM »

Tongue Status Update:   Good, threat level pinkish.   No salt, citrus or hot.   Peanut butter, bread, yogurt and applesauce for dinner.

She's doing fine. Talking up a storm, etc. There are two distinct spots where she lost skin. It looked like it was painful.

Don't worry for those of you who laughed. I found this a bit humorous myself once all was well and figured that others would get a kick out of it. Such is the joy of having kids running around.
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« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2007, 06:08:52 PM »

Ow.   Tongue


How did they treat it at urgent care?  Can you bandage a tongue?

Not sure. I'll find out tonight. My wife was just a bit freaked by the blood. I really don't think they can do a lot.

Shame, but this is America, at least you can sue the daycare.

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 Devil  *Anybody know a lawyer? I think I remember some dude. Personal injury? No...patent law....that's it. But sometimes he sleeps with his dog at the office. Odd.....


just kidding...wouldn't dream of doing this
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« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2007, 11:25:17 PM »

Sorry to hear about your daughter.  Did that once as a kid myself, to include the old peeing on a electric fence -- wouldn't advise that one either.  (Never said I was the brightest) Grin
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