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i think a golfho'er lives nearby...
« on: February 06, 2007, 08:36:39 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2007, 08:41:26 AM »

How is it animal cruelty to beat something with a dead pigeon?

I'm thinking desecration of a corpse, tops.

Maybe vandalism if he scratched the car.
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2007, 08:50:08 AM »

How is it animal cruelty to beat something with a dead pigeon?

I'm thinking desecration of a corpse, tops.

Maybe vandalism if he scratched the car.

One can assume that he did something to cause the death of the pigeon initially. Therefore, he should be charged with bestiality too.
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2007, 08:52:34 AM »

Oh, that's funny.
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2007, 08:53:09 AM »

How is it animal cruelty to beat something with a dead pigeon?

I'm thinking desecration of a corpse, tops.

Maybe vandalism if he scratched the car.

One can assume that he did something to cause the death of the pigeon initially. Therefore, he should be charged with bestiality too.

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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2007, 08:56:31 AM »

Probably not a PETA member in good status.
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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2007, 10:51:54 AM »

"Man who beat car with pigeon while naked gets 1 year in prison"


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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2007, 11:00:20 AM »

My guess is, during that one year in prison, he'll be naked and get his car beat with a pigeon.  So to say.
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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2007, 11:40:59 AM »

My guess is, during that one year in prison, he'll be naked and get his car beat with a pigeon.  So to say.

He just needs to let everyone know that he's contracted bird flu.
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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2007, 11:54:08 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2007, 12:51:13 PM »

Yeah, I'm not too far from where this happen.  We got a laugh out of it on the news.
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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2007, 01:08:30 PM »

Yeah, I'm not too far from where this happen.  We got a laugh out of it on the news.

So how did you catch the pigeon?
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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2007, 01:10:07 PM »

 Dead Horse

Well... sorta.
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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2007, 01:15:39 PM »

Apparently he killed the bird because it threatened to report his actions to the authorities.

He beat the stool pigeon to death.
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« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2007, 01:16:17 PM »

Apparently he killed the bird because it threatened to report his actions to the authorities.

He beat the stool pigeon to death.

...with a car.
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