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World's Funniest joke
« on: October 18, 2006, 04:57:07 PM »

Was listening to my usual morning radio show on my drive to school this morning.  Apparently the world's funniest joke according to British scientists is some version of the following:

Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"
A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."
After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?"

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Re: World's Funniest joke
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2006, 08:05:32 PM »

If that's a true story then Joe is a real moron.
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