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hello hos who live in a landfill!
« on: February 11, 2007, 07:48:15 PM »

greet to you! my name dolf imfo and i am great golfer from kosovo! i am also love to all hos! tonight i was sitting at computer machine and doesing internet search. i say dolf what will we search for on internets today? ok how about new york jets box of scores? click click click what is this? new jets season over! WFT! ok dolf then search for second favorite thing! ok click type type ask jeeves show to me joe klecko fan club! internets say did you mean joke echo flan club?!?!? what in the *feces* is this mean?!?!? joke echo flan club?!!!!!!! stab on filthy computer internets!!! dolf so angry! ok, ok think of third favorite thing of all times history. ok! third favorite thing! type click type to computer machine show to me hos who live in landfill! ok wait on filthy slow dialup...oh my to god! golfhos .com has hos in landfill!

ok hello beautiful hos! dolf has many money from business adventure in nigeria so price not matter! dolf love involuntary romance in exchange for money! what landfill is you live in? is you live in ministry of the people's defense and trash disposal landfill #401c in south priština? is you remember to me? i can be there in one day and do not go with any serbs until then. i am live in newark delaware usa right now. i am already many rich money from invading nigeria with best friend hassan yusuf. also i am study english at community university for one month! you would not believe to this but my english writing was used to be terrible! now am nearly perfect! am also on the run from the police because them say i did something to the lord of apartment buildings. not true! you will enjoy selling to me your body! nice guy i am! i have also killed over 1000 people!

also is you know any hos in landfill near newark delaware usa? and do not say the one on marsh lane or west grove because i has already checked there 24 times. post to me here if you know and dolf will see you soon! i love you! also i am love to golf too. if you want to play quick 9 before you do mouth romance for money that would be ok too.

dolf
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Re: hello hos who live in a landfill!
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2007, 07:49:30 PM »

Suck it.
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Re: hello hos who live in a landfill!
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2007, 07:53:27 PM »

Welcome to golfhos, I thought I had scared you away!!!!!! Shocked Shocked
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Re: hello hos who live in a landfill!
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2007, 07:55:09 PM »

Kosovars are the problem. It's really that simple.
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Re: hello hos who live in a landfill!
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2007, 08:07:28 PM »

Dear Dolf,

I represent a certain "mature" ho, well versed in the ways of the shaft and the balls.  I enclose here a picture.  To protect identities, I have placed it in secret code.  To decode it, click on the grey box below:


Please send me a Private Message if you are interested in further discussions.
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Re: hello hos who live in a landfill!
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2007, 08:18:46 PM »

dolf, why to you hate serbs ?
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« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2007, 08:19:11 PM »

what are your feelings on malevolent croatians ?
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Re: hello hos who live in a landfill!
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2007, 08:21:25 PM »

Welcome, Dolf!

 Cheers
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Re: hello hos who live in a landfill!
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2007, 11:54:24 PM »

All right, dolf on golfhos....
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Re: hello hos who live in a landfill!
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2007, 05:39:15 AM »

We are officially on the map.  Welcome Dolf!!
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Re: hello hos who live in a landfill!
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2007, 07:03:03 AM »

Hey Dolf, start spreading the love with some of that Nigerian cash you obviously have by now.

BTW - welcome. Enjoy the free buffet.
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