MidwayJ
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Greetings
« on: February 12, 2007, 08:30:55 AM » |
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Hi. Where are the profanity filled tirades I heard about?  |
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Fuzzy
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2007, 08:37:33 AM » |
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Eat *feces*. Die. Repeat.  Welcome. Enjoy the veal. And don't try to break-up the TFT/Stroh lovefest. One of them will show up on your doorstep in a diaper. |
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2007, 08:39:39 AM » |
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Holy *feces*, at first I thought Frankosport had joined us!
Welcome and thanx a lot.
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MidwayJ
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2007, 08:47:17 AM » |
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Eat *feces*. Die. Repeat. Welcome. Enjoy the veal. And don't try to break-up the TFT/Stroh lovefest. One of them will show up on your doorstep in a diaper. It would never occur to me to break up that or any of the other lovefests. |
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Clive
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2007, 08:51:09 AM » |
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Hi. Where are the profanity filled tirades I heard about? Profane tirades: spaceage Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo Digital pröñ: lennyquai Target for Short jokes: Uisce Beatha Escort services: fuzzmental, Teed, twoiron (depends whether you're more into man-hands, back hair, or near-total lack of personal hygiene, respectively) Escort services without suspicious crotch bulges: dyno Making-dead services: kosovogolfer Cryptic, unintelligible posts: stroh (you thought it was going to be Aske, didn't you?) Stupid laggy chat software: dystopia On-demand junk talk: TFT |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2007, 08:52:44 AM » |
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Hi. Where are the profanity filled tirades I heard about? Profane tirades: spaceage Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo Digital pröñ: lennyquai Target for Short jokes: Uisce Beatha Escort services: fuzzmental, Teed, twoiron (depends whether you're more into man-hands, back hair, or near-total lack of personal hygiene, respectively) Escort services without suspicious crotch bulges: dyno Making-dead services: kosovogolfer Cryptic, unintelligible posts: stroh (you thought it was going to be Aske, didn't you?) Stupid laggy chat software: dystopia On-demand junk talk: TFT You forgot... Intercontinental Testicle Examinations: Clive |
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MidwayJ
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2007, 08:56:09 AM » |
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Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo This brings doubts about the validity of all of them. I would have believed the rest. |
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Clive
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2007, 09:02:04 AM » |
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Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo This brings doubts about the validity of all of them. I would have believed the rest. This is a parallel universe. E-A-G-L-E! swears like a truckdriver; Salamander posts; people click on Aske's links; Dyno is congenial; TFT is smart; wishicouldhit embraces technology; stegerman bathes regularly; and Blader is a virgin. |
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MidwayJ
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2007, 09:06:25 AM » |
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This is a parallel universe. E-A-G-L-E! swears like a truckdriver; Salamander posts; people click on Aske's links; Dyno is congenial; TFT is smart; wishicouldhit embraces technology; stegerman bathes regularly; and Blader is a virgin. OMG. I didn't realize how far down the rabbit hole went.  |
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2007, 10:20:16 AM » |
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lol at this thread. Welcome, MidwayJ!  |
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Jules
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2007, 12:14:27 PM » |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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MidwayJ
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2007, 12:32:50 PM » |
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Thanks for all the welcomes. I'm surprised there's no Persimmon . . . wait . . . never mind. |
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Clive
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2007, 12:41:30 PM » |
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Thanks for all the welcomes. I'm surprised there's no Persimmon . . . wait . . . never mind. would be more like it.  |
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stegerman
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2007, 12:56:08 PM » |
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Welcome and remember, 'bathes' and 'regularly' are very subjective terms.
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2007, 02:02:37 PM » |
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Hi. Where are the profanity filled tirades I heard about? Sir.... consider yourself smoted!!!! |
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