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MidwayJ
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Greetings
« on: February 12, 2007, 08:30:55 AM »

Hi.  Where are the profanity filled tirades I heard about?   Smiley
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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2007, 08:37:33 AM »

Eat *feces*.

Die.

Repeat.

 Wink Welcome. Enjoy the veal. And don't try to break-up the TFT/Stroh lovefest. One of them will show up on your doorstep in a diaper.
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2007, 08:39:39 AM »

Holy *feces*, at first I thought Frankosport had joined us!
Welcome and thanx a lot.
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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2007, 08:47:17 AM »

Eat *feces*.

Die.

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 Wink Welcome. Enjoy the veal. And don't try to break-up the TFT/Stroh lovefest. One of them will show up on your doorstep in a diaper.
It would never occur to me to break up that or any of the other lovefests.  Wink
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2007, 08:51:09 AM »

Hi.  Where are the profanity filled tirades I heard about?   Smiley
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Profane tirades: spaceage
Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo
Digital pr÷˝: lennyquai
Target for Short jokes: Uisce Beatha
Escort services: fuzzmental, Teed, twoiron (depends whether you're more into man-hands, back hair, or near-total lack of personal hygiene, respectively)
Escort services without suspicious crotch bulges: dyno
Making-dead services: kosovogolfer
Cryptic, unintelligible posts: stroh (you thought it was going to be Aske, didn't you?)
Stupid laggy chat software: dystopia
On-demand junk talk: TFT
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2007, 08:52:44 AM »

Hi.  Where are the profanity filled tirades I heard about?   Smiley
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Profane tirades: spaceage
Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo
Digital pr÷˝: lennyquai
Target for Short jokes: Uisce Beatha
Escort services: fuzzmental, Teed, twoiron (depends whether you're more into man-hands, back hair, or near-total lack of personal hygiene, respectively)
Escort services without suspicious crotch bulges: dyno
Making-dead services: kosovogolfer
Cryptic, unintelligible posts: stroh (you thought it was going to be Aske, didn't you?)
Stupid laggy chat software: dystopia
On-demand junk talk: TFT

You forgot...

Intercontinental Testicle Examinations: Clive
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2007, 08:56:09 AM »

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Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo
This brings doubts about the validity of all of them. I would have believed the rest.  Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2007, 09:02:04 AM »

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Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo
This brings doubts about the validity of all of them. I would have believed the rest.  Smiley
This is a parallel universe.  E-A-G-L-E! swears like a truckdriver; Salamander posts; people click on Aske's links; Dyno is congenial; TFT is smart; wishicouldhit embraces technology; stegerman bathes regularly; and Blader is a virgin.
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2007, 09:06:25 AM »

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This is a parallel universe.  E-A-G-L-E! swears like a truckdriver; Salamander posts; people click on Aske's links; Dyno is congenial; TFT is smart; wishicouldhit embraces technology; stegerman bathes regularly; and Blader is a virgin.
OMG.  I didn't realize how far down the rabbit hole went.   Shocked Wink
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2007, 10:20:16 AM »

lol at this thread.

Welcome, MidwayJ!

 Cheers
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« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2007, 12:14:27 PM »

Welcome MidwayJ!!!!
You too, will be totally amazed with my new technologocial powers!!!!!!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2007, 12:32:50 PM »

Thanks for all the welcomes.  I'm surprised there's no Persimmon . . . wait . . . never mind.   Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2007, 12:41:30 PM »

Thanks for all the welcomes.  I'm surprised there's no Persimmon . . . wait . . . never mind.   Smiley
Relieved would be more like it.  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2007, 12:56:08 PM »

Welcome and remember, 'bathes' and 'regularly' are very subjective terms.
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Re: Greetings
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2007, 02:02:37 PM »

Hi.  Where are the profanity filled tirades I heard about?   Smiley
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Sir.... consider yourself smoted!!!! Shocked Wink
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