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Re: That's "Your Eminence" If you Please
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2007, 10:21:42 PM »

Heathen...I've been ordained here for about 3 years.  I've to do anything with it as yet, I am still waiting for my calling.

I am intrigued by the "Ministry in a Box" offering.  Can you shed some holy light?

Also, does the Instant Absolution of Sin include "self abuse"?
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« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2007, 10:28:58 AM »

Heathen...I've been ordained here for about 3 years.  I've to do anything with it as yet, I am still waiting for my calling.

I am intrigued by the "Ministry in a Box" offering.  Can you shed some holy light?

Also, does the Instant Absolution of Sin include "self abuse"?
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If you are serious about being a minister, it is strongly recommended (but not required) that you purchase the Ministry In A Box. It contains a beautiful credential, (mentioned above) as well as the essential book, Weddings, Funerals and Rites of Passage and many other items that will make your transition into the ministry an easy and informed one.
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Re: That's "Your Eminence" If you Please
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2007, 10:39:00 AM »

I'm assuming the transition into celebacy, was seamless, and, required little effort from Laura;  but how are you going to handle the temperance of spirits?
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Re: That's "Your Eminence" If you Please
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2007, 10:44:46 AM »

Being a minister is cool.




Does it pay as much as being a notary?
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Re: That's "Your Eminence" If you Please
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2007, 11:00:59 AM »

Being a minister is cool.




Does it pay as much as being a notary?
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Re: That's "Your Eminence" If you Please
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2007, 11:08:31 AM »

Just out of curiosity, with this new super power of yours;  If you offer me a Coke, and a Snickers bar, should I be nervous?
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Re: That's "Your Eminence" If you Please
« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2007, 11:17:32 AM »

Just out of curiosity, with this new super power of yours;  If you offer me a Coke, and a Snickers bar, should I be nervous?

I'd be even more curious to see if he can perform exorcisms now.

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Re: That's "Your Eminence" If you Please
« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2007, 12:17:48 PM »

I'm assuming the transition into celebacy, was seamless, and, required little effort from Laura;  but how are you going to handle the temperance of spirits?

We're a very progressive congregation. Imbibing, while not required, is encouraged. Celibacy is also optional, but not that hard to practice now that the good reverend's wife is no longer on birth control.
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Re: That's "Your Eminence" If you Please
« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2007, 01:09:55 PM »

I'm assuming the transition into celebacy, was seamless, and, required little effort from Laura;  but how are you going to handle the temperance of spirits?

We're a very progressive congregation. Imbibing, while not required, is encouraged. Celibacy is also optional, but not that hard to practice now that the good reverend's wife is no longer on birth control.  Besides all that, I now will beat the impending draft.

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Re: That's "Your Eminence" If you Please
« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2007, 01:48:58 PM »

Celibacy is also optional, but not that hard to practice now that the good reverend's wife is no longer on birth control.  Besides all that, I now will beat the impending draft neglected shaft.

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Re: That's "Your Eminence" If you Please
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2007, 08:30:52 PM »

Being a ministrel is cool.



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Re: That's "Your Eminence" If you Please
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2007, 11:47:52 PM »

Pope SpaceAge the First!!!!!!! Grin Grin


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Re: That's "Your Eminence" If you Please
« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2007, 11:20:28 AM »

Congrats to your brother. Cool
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