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Carstration Law in Maryland?
« on: February 23, 2007, 08:48:10 AM »

This is weird.  I've never actually seen these except in online pics.  Are they really that common?

Fake Private Parts Are No Joke, Myers Says
Delegate Wants to Ban Vehicle Displays of Plastic Genitals
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"People are making a joke out of it," Myers said yesterday. "But I think it's a pretty serious problem. You have body parts hanging from the hitches of cars. We've crossed a line."

His bill would prohibit motorists from displaying anything resembling or depicting "anatomically correct" or "less than completely and opaquely covered" human or animal genitals, human buttocks or female breasts. The offense would carry a penalty.


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The truck ornament industry is not amused. "It's not a perverted ****ual thing at all," said David Ham, founder of Your Nutz, a San Diego-based business that sells more than 200 kinds of fake testicles. "It's a sense of humor. This lawmaker is looking out for two or three old women in tennis shoes. He's got too much time on his hands."

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Re: Carstration Law in Maryland?
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2007, 09:42:52 AM »

It's the most important issue affecting America today.
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Re: Carstration Law in Maryland?
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2007, 09:47:12 AM »

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Re: Carstration Law in Maryland?
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2007, 09:47:45 AM »

Any time you can insert the phrase 'Plastic Genitalia' into a piece of legislation, it has at least a minimum of entertainment value.

'We Must Have A Free And Open Debate And A Vote On Plastic Genitalia!!!!!!!'
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Re: Carstration Law in Maryland?
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2007, 09:59:25 AM »

it's just a goddamn piece of paper
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Re: Carstration Law in Maryland?
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2007, 10:48:36 AM »

Never seen them.  I thought maybe they were popular with, like, A Clockwork Orange fans or something.
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Re: Carstration Law in Maryland?
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2007, 03:47:41 PM »

It's the most important issue affecting America today.

When combined with mudflaps.
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Re: Carstration Law in Maryland?
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2007, 04:35:18 PM »

It's the most important issue affecting America today.

When combined with mudflaps.

What does it mean if you have both on the same truck?
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Re: Carstration Law in Maryland?
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2007, 06:00:40 PM »

It's the most important issue affecting America today.

When combined with mudflaps.

What does it mean if you have both on the same truck?

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