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Bless this (Deep Fried) Fish
« on: February 22, 2007, 02:19:45 PM » |
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KFC Appeals to Higher Authority by Asking for Papal Blessing for New KFC(R) Fish Snacker Sandwich http://biz.yahoo.com/prne.../070221/cgw013.html?.v=87KFC's new Fish Snacker Sandwich, a tender, flaky filet of 100 percent Alaskan Pollack topped with tangy tartar sauce and served on a warm sesame bun, extends KFC's popular Snacker line-up and is ideal for American Catholics who want to observe Lenten season traditions while still leading their busy, modern lifestyles.
The company has turned to Pope Benedict XVI, beseeching him to bestow his Papal blessing for this innovative new menu item.
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Re: Bless this (Deep Fried) Fish
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2007, 02:22:26 PM » |
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Sorry, but the Pope gave up KFC for Lent.
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Re: Bless this (Deep Fried) Fish
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2007, 04:17:20 PM » |
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Let me get this straight...one big corporation is asking another big corporation for its blessing? What's up with that?
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Re: Bless this (Deep Fried) Fish
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2007, 07:35:13 PM » |
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hehehehe.
you mean one big corporation and one ENORMOUS corporation...
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Re: Bless this (Deep Fried) Fish
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2007, 08:25:31 PM » |
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there's dope in the pope
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Re: Bless this (Deep Fried) Fish
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2007, 09:59:32 PM » |
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Angel fish, now with wings.
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Re: Bless this (Deep Fried) Fish
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2007, 02:49:42 AM » |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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Re: Bless this (Deep Fried) Fish
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2007, 08:11:32 AM » |
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The Col wouldn't recognize his company now....
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Re: Bless this (Deep Fried) Fish
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2007, 08:35:46 AM » |
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The Col wouldn't recognize his company now....
Yeah, what with the wafers, and the Holy Water, and the robes, and stuff. |
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Re: Bless this (Deep Fried) Fish
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2007, 09:35:55 AM » |
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The Col wouldn't recognize his company now....
My grandmother grew up in Corbin Kentucky and according to her Harlan Sanders is a terrible human being; that he stole his "original recipe" from an old woman who had been selling chicken out of her home for years, and subsequently sued her for using her own recipe, driving her into bankruptcy. (I can not verify the veracity of these claims, could be grandma's just an old kook.) |
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Re: Bless this (Deep Fried) Fish
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2007, 10:28:08 AM » |
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The Col wouldn't recognize his company now....
(..., could be grandma's just an old cook.) Didya mean to say "kook"? 'Cause in the context, being an old "cook" could also potentially be germane to the discussion..... |
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Re: Bless this (Deep Fried) Fish
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2007, 10:36:01 AM » |
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The Col wouldn't recognize his company now....
(..., could be grandma's just an old cook.) Didya mean to say "kook"? 'Cause in the context, being an old "cook" could also potentially be germane to the discussion..... The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it. |
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Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century. -- Chimpy McFlightsuit, CEO of Bu$hco Industries of 'Merka |
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Re: Bless this (Deep Fried) Fish
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2007, 10:39:39 AM » |
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The Col wouldn't recognize his company now....
(..., could be grandma's just an old cook.) Didya mean to say "kook"? 'Cause in the context, being an old "cook" could also potentially be germane to the discussion..... Yes, I meant kook. |
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Re: Bless this (Deep Fried) Fish
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2007, 03:40:56 PM » |
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The Col wouldn't recognize his company now....
My grandmother grew up in Corbin Kentucky and according to her Harlan Sanders is a terrible human being; that he stole his "original recipe" from an old woman who had been selling chicken out of her home for years, and subsequently sued her for using her own recipe, driving her into bankruptcy. (I can not verify the veracity of these claims, could be grandma's just an old kook.) Did you check Snopes? |
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Re: Bless this (Deep Fried) Fish
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2007, 04:52:53 PM » |
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The Col wouldn't recognize his company now....
My grandmother grew up in Corbin Kentucky and according to her Harlan Sanders is a terrible human being; that he stole his "original recipe" from an old woman who had been selling chicken out of her home for years, and subsequently sued her for using her own recipe, driving her into bankruptcy. (I can not verify the veracity of these claims, could be grandma's just an old kook.) Did you check Snopes? Snopes don't cook chicken. Keep up. |
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