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Re: Why am I married?
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2007, 07:13:00 PM »

Your first error was trying to apply logic and reasoning to the situation.  Apparently you haven't been married long enough to know that only emotional responses are allowed.  You needed to communicate how distressed you were at the current situation and how you longed to be by her side.  Then explain that you would have driven 2 hours to provide assistance if only your Boss would have allowed you to leave.... unless you are the Boss, in which case you are $crewed.
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Re: Why am I married?
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2007, 07:49:20 PM »

At least she told you she was going to hang up the phone.  Wink
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« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2007, 04:01:38 PM »

At least she told you she was going to hang up the phone.  Wink

lol Grin
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Re: Why am I married?
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2007, 07:50:53 PM »

Don't worry azgolf, I'm in the doghouse at the moment as well!!!! Roll Eyes
So we can keep each other company!!! Grin

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« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2007, 07:52:15 PM »

Woof!!

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« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2007, 08:01:07 PM »


Thank you.  I remember you from FGI and you seemed to show some class there also.
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« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2007, 08:08:27 PM »


Thank you.  I remember you from FGI and you seemed to show some class there also.

Thanks. Cool
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« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2007, 08:11:50 PM »

I'm from FGI, and I can make fart sounds with my armpits.
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« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2007, 08:14:39 PM »

I'm from FGI, and I can make fart sounds with my armpits.


yeh, but can you dodge a wrench?
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« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2007, 08:27:10 PM »

I'm from FGI, and I can make fart sounds with my armpits.


yeh, but can you dodge a wrench?



You bustin' my balls?


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Get the *fudge* outta here.
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Re: Why am I married?
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2007, 08:30:36 PM »

Welcome to GolfHos, golfer ray!
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« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2007, 08:59:48 PM »

I'm from FGI, and I can make fart sounds with my armpits.


yeh, but can you dodge a wrench?



You bustin' my balls?


I'm gonna watch the *fudge*in' movie.  You don't think I'm gonna watch the *fudge*in' movie?  I'll watch the *fudge*in' movie.  Maybe you didn't hear...I watch *fudge*in' movies now.

Get the *fudge* outta here.
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« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2007, 01:37:59 AM »


Thank you.  I remember you from FGI and you seemed to show some class there also.

Hi Ray, amnesia still a problem then?

 Grin



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« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2007, 07:08:51 AM »

Hi Ray, amnesia still a problem then? Grin

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« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2007, 10:47:06 AM »


Thank you.  I remember you from FGI and you seemed to show some class there also.

Hi Ray, amnesia still a problem then?

 Grin

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